'Once upon a time..' Stormy(Blizz) began.

"What are you saying? Isn't that a starting phrase for princess stories?" Killua asked. "I thought you said it was going to be a regular story, fairy tale based.."

'Yes, yes, but it's also a starting phrase of a fairy tale,' the writer countered. 'And it is going to be fairy tale based. I never said that the story was going to change.'

"Oh, okay," the boy replied.

'Now, where was I... Ah, right! Once upon a time... The-'

The author was cut off once again by another boy dressed in green.

"Ne, ne! Izzy-san-" Gon started only to get cut off by the author.

'Call me Stormy or Blizz! What is it, Gon-kun?' Stormy(Blizz) asked.

"Aha, gomen! What is this story going to be about?" the boy apologized.

'... Really now? Okay, if I can jus-'

And again. Cut off.

"Is there romance in it?" Killua piped in.

'Well..'

Once more.

"How about humor?" Gon added.

'Actually-'

Again, cut off by one of the energetic children younger than her by a few.

"Gon, you know Izzy- I mean Stormy-san(Blizz-san) has a really bad sense of humor," Killua stated, smirking at the author.

'Hey, that hurts you know! I know I'm bad with jokes and puns, but don't point it out like that! And I'm not that old!' the author exclaimed, tears pricking at the side of their eyes.

"Ah- Oi! Don't cry! I was just kidding!" the silver haired child said frantically.

'Fine. If that's how it is, LEAVE ME BE!' Stormy(Blizz) exclaimed, wiping at their eyes and looking away.

"I SAID I'M SORRY!" Killua panicked, waving his hands all over the place.

'Ughhh fine.. Apology accepted.. Now where are the others? Did you tell them to come?'

"Ah, I forgot to," Gon replied sheepishly.

'What?! Gon-kun you... BAKAAAAA!' Stormy(Blizz) hollered, frowning at the two.

"It's okay! It's covered, don't worry. Kurapika, Leorio, and Kiyoko are coming right now," Killua said, leaning on the author's head.

"Oi! Is that you, Gon, Killua?" a voice called.

'Right on cue...'

"Yep, over here!" Gon exclaimed, waving his arms above his head.

"Hey, guys! Ah! Izzy- ... Do you prefer -chan or -kun?" Leorio asked, grinning awkwardly.

'Pervert,' Kurapika and Killua muttered in unison.

"Haa? How so?"

The three began to bicker with each other, shooting out insults and reasons loudly. Gon stared at the group and smiled curiously, turning to the older girl for answer.

"Kiyoko, what's a pervert?"

The girl chuckled and shook her head, resting a hand on his shoulder softly.

"You'll know someday.." the girl replied.

'Too innocent for this... Can I dirty his mind?' Kuromi asked spiritually.

'No! Of course not!' Kiyoko exclaimed.

'Man... this isn't going as planned.. Okay, Leorio-san-' Stormy(Blizz) muttered tiredly.

"Leorio. Just Leorio is fine," the man offered.

'Right... Call me Stormy or Blizz and not Izzy until I allow it. Also, either -kun or -chan is fine with me,' the author told the man.

"Alrighty, Izz- Stormy-chan(Blizz-chan)!" the man said, blushing like a creep.

'Jeez... Anyways, since we're all here, let's start over. Once upon a time, there was a you-'

Again with the run-on cut offs.

"Is this a princess story? You did just say 'once upon a time,'" Kurapika asked out of nowhere.

Deja Vu. The boy technically asked the same question Killua asked before he came.

'No! Now can I get through this introduction without getting interrupted?' Stormy(Blizz) asked exasperatedly.

"Of course," Kurapika said.

'Thank you. Once upon a time, there was a young girl-'

Cut off. Stormy(Blizz) sighed to herself and muttered random words, gradually getting louder and sounding more irritated than ever.

"A girl? Who?" Leorio asked excitedly.

'Dear Lor-'

"OH, SO IT IS A ROMANTIC PRINCESS STO-"

Killua was now the one who got cut off by the young author.

'YOU KNOW WHAT? ONCE UPON A DAMN TIME, THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL NAMED ALICE. NO, LET'S SWITCH EVERYTHING UP, A YOUNG GIRL NAMED KURAPIKA,' Stormy(Blizz) said, speeding through every word they said.

"WAIT, WHAT? COME AGAIN?" the boy exclaimed. "MY GENDER IS BEING DEMEANED TO FEMALE AGAIN!"

'OKAY, OKAY, LEORIO.'

An awkward silence befell between the group after the switch up with names.

"..."

'... Actually, let's change it back to Kurapika-kun,' the author said, slapping their arm awkwardly.

"Agreed," everyone said, nodding at the author while Kurapika's jaw dropped.

"I'M MALE! A GUY!"

'SUCK IT UP, KURA-KUN! ANYWAYS, KURAPIKA WAS SITTING DOWN BY THE RIVERBANK BORINGLY WITH HIS ELDER SIST- I MEAN SIBLING, STORMY(BLIZZ) BECAUSE I'M TELLING THE STORY RIGHT NOW,' Stormy(Blizz) said, trying to hide their gender once again.

"CHANGE THE MAIN CHARACTER! CAN'T IT BE KIYOKO OR KUROMI?"

'DECISIONS ARE FINAL!'

"Why are you the older sister? Aren't, you you-" Killua was cut off by the author purposely once again.

'THE YOUNG AND SWEET KURAPIKA SPOTTED A FRANTIC WHITE RABBIT LOOKING AT HIS GOLDEN POCKET WATCH WITH PANIC WRITTEN ON HIS FACE. AND THAT WAS THE START OF ALIC- I MEAN KURAPIKA'S ADVENTURE IN WONDERLAND. FINALLY GOT THROUGH! LET ME CALM DOWN,' Stormy(Blizz) exclaimed, breathing a little too exhaustedly.

Kurapika was now sobbing to himself while the other boys laughed at his scarred reaction. Kiyoko gave an apologetic smile to the boy and rubbed his back soothingly to calm the Kurta down.

"So is this story based on us?" Kiyoko asked, lookng over at her creator.

'Correct!'

Kuromi took over half of Kiyoko's body.

"If you give me a damn crappy role, I'll slit your throat and enjoy myself," Kuromi threatened.

The author flinched at the negative girl's threat, face going white.

"Don't worry, Stormy-chan(Blizz-chan), I'll keep her from doing so," Kiyoko said, earning a groan from her other self.

'Why is this happening...?' Kurapika whined.

'That is why you shouldn't interrupt me like a million times. I'll humiliate you when I get the chance to,' they reasoned.

"B-but, what about the others?" the boy asked, sounding desperate.

'Patience, my good sir.'

"I'm not that mu-"

'AHHH, AH, AH, AH! NOT MY AGE. NOT. MY AGE,' Stormy(Blizz) yelled, covering up their age.

Kurapika was now trying to pry off the authors hands around his mouth, nodding as he frantically did so.

"Ne, Stormy-chan(Blizz-chan)?" Gon called.

'Nani, Gon-kun?'

The boy ran up to the author and leaned forward, faces inches away from colliding.

"What's this story called?"

'Too... close! My personal space!' Stormy(Blizz) thought, blushing at the distant of their faces.

Killua noticed the awkward tension coming from the author and ran over to the two. The boy pushed Gon's head down a little and leaned over the greenish-black haired boy.

"Yeah, what's it called?" Killua asked excitedly, making the author feel even less comfortable on purpose.

'Hmmmm... Alice- I mean Kurapika's or Kura's Adventure In Wonderland? Yeah, that sounds good,' Stormy(Blizz) thought out loud.

"NO, IT DOESN'T!" Kurapika countered.

'Okay, okay fine... Hunters In Wonderland. How about it?' the young author corrected, pushing up their glasses that slowly slipped off the bridge of their nose.

"Ah! I like the sound of it!" Gon exclaimed, popping back up and toppling Killua backwards.

"W-whoa!"

The assassin fell and landed on his bottom hard, wincing a little at the pain.

"Ow... It's okay I guess.."

"Ehhhh, I liked the first one better," Leorio said, shrugging.

Kurapika shot a glare and dashed at the man, pulling his cheek as hard and far as he could.

"I. THINK. NOT," the Kurta said, emphasizing every word.

"OW, OW, OW! OKAY, OKAY, I LIKE THIS ONE TOO!"

"Kurapika-kun, I think that's enough..." Kiyoko said awkwardly, wrapping her arms around the boy's waist and prying him off with not much force away from Leorio.

'Hehe, how adorable. Hunters In Wonderland it is then,' the author mumbled


Stormy: There are several mentions about the real life me in here xD I'm sure you all can tell. This story is the most random thing ever planned. I just thought about it before i fell asleep which was around 3 AM. I think it's because of sleep deprivation, HAHA. Anyways, I talk like that in real life and if these characters were real, I would totally be overjoyed! So, reveal my gender or no? I mean it's already too obvious, but..

Gon: But, but we are real aren't we? I mean we're interacting with each other right now and the story!

Killua: Stormy didn't mean that. I think they meant in their world. We're basically socializing through a portal. -points-

Kurapika: Hmm, true but how did it get here? And I can see millions of other portals over there.

Leorio: I wonder what will happen when I stick my hand through...

Kiyoko/Kuromi: Not a good idea, bro/Leorio-san.

Leorio: -does it anyways and hand disappear in the portal-

Stormy: Ah. It just disappeared.

Leorio: -retracts hand back- Okay, that scares me.

Yuna: Are you talking to someone in the other world, Stormy?

Stormy: -turns behind her to the adjacent portal- Yep! Yuna, Tasuku is looking for you. Gao wants a buddyfight.

Yuna: Oh fine.. -leaves-

HunterXHunter Characters: -stares with disbelief-

Kiyoko: ... Well then... There is a poll on Stormy's profile and we hope you check it out and vote!

Leorio: Question! What or who are you dressed as for Halloween? Review or PM your answer!

Stormy: Anyways, enjoy the 'prologue' of this parody of Alice In Wonderland and please read and review! HAVE A GREAT HALLOWEEN AND GET LOTS OF CANDIES! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! I have a Vampire Tasuku drawing on my deviantart account so you can check that out too on deviantart(imboredom) or instagram(izzy_chan_)! BYE! Hey, you guys too!

Everyone else: H- Happy Halloween.. Bye..

~stormy003