Disclaimer: I do not own twilight.
Things for the Cullen's to do in Wal-Mart
Attack random people with gift wrap
Try on all of the clothes then scream who the hell shops here?
Go to the paintball section and start playing with the guns
Ride the horses out front.
Buy a whole bunch of candy and have a candy war in the parking lot
Set up a tent in the camping department and have a sleepover
Go to the children's section and tell them stories about werewolves
Stand in the middle of the clothing racks and scream pick me pick me
Go up to random employee's and ask them where the bathroom is. 5 minutes later repeat.
Open all of the bottles of soda and drop mentos into them
Open the toys and set up a war zone in the middle of the aisles
Start hitting on random old people shopping there
Eat the animal food in front of people
Go up to random people and talk to them like you've known them for years and if they do recognize you, ask them if they can see the future.
Go up to people and say they do exist and when they ask what you're talking about say, vampires of course, and when people start laughing at you have someone jump out dressed like Dracula.
