Disclaimer: I do not own twilight.

Things for the Cullen's to do in Wal-Mart

Attack random people with gift wrap

Try on all of the clothes then scream who the hell shops here?

Go to the paintball section and start playing with the guns

Ride the horses out front.

Buy a whole bunch of candy and have a candy war in the parking lot

Set up a tent in the camping department and have a sleepover

Go to the children's section and tell them stories about werewolves

Stand in the middle of the clothing racks and scream pick me pick me

Go up to random employee's and ask them where the bathroom is. 5 minutes later repeat.

Open all of the bottles of soda and drop mentos into them

Open the toys and set up a war zone in the middle of the aisles

Start hitting on random old people shopping there

Eat the animal food in front of people

Go up to random people and talk to them like you've known them for years and if they do recognize you, ask them if they can see the future.

Go up to people and say they do exist and when they ask what you're talking about say, vampires of course, and when people start laughing at you have someone jump out dressed like Dracula.