A/N: Strong Language. Adult scenes.


TV Series "Crazy-Head" A/U.


He'd been spying on him for an hour. He'd gone to a friends house before going to Sinema, the club. As much as Mason had a job to do. He had to admit this Demon had good taste. He takes Rae and follows Russell to the bar. He's talking to this taller Blue-eyed hottie. Rae snaps her fingers as Mason's eyes are glued to the stranger's body.

"What if they're both Demons?" She asks.


"Fuck, please don't say that" Mason says.

If The tall blonde was a Demon, he doesn't think that he could bring himself to touch a hair on that hot head of his. Russell excuses himself. Mason nods at Rae, now both going on the move. He's slowly moving around the hot Guys trying not to spill any drinks. He moves to a corner and watches Russell talk to a huge hot Bouncer with a Scorpion Tattoo on his neck.

He leans forward almost bumping heads with a random Guy that's now at his table.


How the hell did he not notice that?


He apologises and the Guy smiles. "Hey, you're the Blonde hottie that everyone keeps whispering about" Mason babbles, getting nervous.

The Guy blushes. And Mason smiles at his cuteness. He must hear how good looking he is every single day. The way he's blushing makes Mason want to lean over and...


"Hey!" Rae yells at them pointing at the exit.

"Shit" Mason whispers. Without thinking he grabs the hottie by the wrist and writes his number on his arm with a Green high-light pen.

"If you ever get desperate, or bored of tanned hotties. Or... I'm the last Dude alive after a Zombie apocalypse takes over, call me" Mason said with an awkward smile.


The Guy says something, but Mason's out of his seat and running towards the exit. He catches up with Russell, soon Rae is by his side. Alone, they can see his Demon form. They kick his ass with MMA moves from Nurmagomedov, before Mason gives Rae a Bow and arrow. With one shot Russell is turned into Demon dust.

"Thank fuck, now we can P.A.R.T.Y!" Mason shouts.

"Can we fuck, you know we've got to go to the office and fill out paper work. You just want to see Mr Blondie again" Rae smiles.


"Don't you want to Rae? That's the hottest Guy we've seen in...well forever?" I'm not over exaggerating am I?" Mason whined.

He could tell from her expression that he was right. The lights were calling him. The Club was tapping him on shoulder. Tempting him.

Now he was going to be stuck at the office, instead of lusting after a hot Guy that he couldn't have. Pretty much a normal Friday night for him. He walked hand in hand with her to the car, telling himself that he had to get over Mr Blondie. Telling himself that a Guy like himself didn't have a chance with a Super-model as stunning as that.