Note 1: This is the third (2nd and a half?) of my moemon series. To understand what's going on, you should start with "Moemon: THE SQUAD ADVENTURES!" however you could just ignore it and possibly understand this story.

Note 2: i'm not very good with these starter chapters (i think), but if there is more than one chapter, try reading two or three chapters...you may learn to like it.

Note 3: ENJOY!


It was a beautiful, fantastical, amazing, and wonderful day in the amazing world of-

"YO! Screw this crap!"

Why how a-What are you doing!? Stop that's the script!

"Street rules, BEOTCH!"

*Bang* *bang*

SMDBZX: … why did I make this character?

"Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!"

We are experiencing technical difficulties at SMDBZX productions. PLease wait, eat a cookie, and imagine waifus.


(With the actual story) In a cabin...that's not in the woods…

"Zzzzz…."

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

"...*Cuddles*..."

"...zzz….ZzzZ….ZZZzz…"

"...PRIMEAPE CENA!"

"OH SHI-" I started yelling, before me and three other people fell off my bed. My John Cena pokemon themed alarm went off. However as any cringy story would start, i was my head was in between two different women's breast and someone had accidentally head-butted me in the nuts. I gave a groan of pain, and happiness...heh, boobs. Wait im letting one side of me get the better of me, shouldn't do that. I thought to myself.

"Mmm...master you landed on me!" One of the ladies complained, the one under me. The one on top cuddled me closer to her chest.

"Morning PaPa!" She cheered. Oh god, i'm starting to use harden! I thought to myself. Just as I feared for the lewdest possibilities, I heard electricity charging.

"Grrrr...Charla…!" A third woman growled. I felt Charla shake as she loosened her grip. Charla gave a nervous laugh, as a thunderbolt was shot through the cabin. I sighed as Charla rolled off of me defeated. The girl under me yawned as she gave me a bear hug, and carried me back onto the bed. I saw an orange and white blur come at me. "Onii-chan~!"

"R-Rayo! That hurt!" I yelled. I bonked her on the head as she gave a cute groan, and I patted her head. Rayo was my Raichu, previously a Pikachu. I evolved her due to having some kind of mental problem. Charla i think you know, she was my Charizard and my starter. And the last one, the one on the bottom, was a Nidoqueen named Elizabeth. Why is this important? Well, these are currently my three main Moemon, even though i'll be switching them around soon, you'll know what they look like. But onto descriptions now, shall we?

Rayo was wearing an orange dress with no sleeves. Her hair was orange and was held up in twin-tails that went down to the front of her shoulders. She had granite colored eyes and had a tan going for her.

Charla had crimson red hair in a ponytail halfway down her back, with blue orbs keeping it tied. She wears a tan orange-sleeved Keyhole Sweater, with orange short-shorts, and red/orange striped high-thighs up to her...well thighs. Yet she doesn't wear shoes. Her bright red eyes were like rubies. She had two wings a total length of around 10-11 ft wide, however, she normally had them hidden.

Elizabeth has curly cyan hair down to her thigh. She wore a tan armored shirt which did not cover her stomach, which had a six pack, and was only armor for her: Breast, Back and Shoulders. She had on blue tights around her sides and very high upper leg, with tan armor around her: Knees, shins, ankles, and feet. She had a helmet with a black visor that was in a V with a spike on top, as well as spikes on the back of her breastplate. To add onto this she has a tail when she's not hiding it. She was actually pretty short. When her armor disappeared, she has on a blue shirt only covering most of her stomach, arms, and chest; along with a short skirt.

And then there was me. I had black hair with a bang that went past my right eye, which both are cyan blue, and covered part of an X shaped scar on my cheek. I wore a long sleeve white shirt, with a pink no-sleeve jacket on top (deal with it) and a pair of grey sweatpants with white draw strings. I had long black suit socks with orange on the toes, and they went up to my knees. I had black fingerless gloves, too. To finish off my look, I have blue round earrings on my ears. Sure the look was goofy, but it was sure as hell me.

I returned my moemon to their moeball's (even though I have more), and opened up the door to my cabin. However, let me tell you a story...this isn't actually my cabin. Truth be told I woke up in a crater and just spent the night here. I was on Valentia Island, but aside from that, I didn't exactly know where the hell I was. I was looking for someone named...Doctor Poison Ivy? Something like that. And my mission? Find a place for my moemon. The truth of the matter is...i'm not exactly supposed to be alive. I stole my remaining moemon after I disappeared from Kanto, although they are legally mine, and decided to leave my friends and family. Until I can go home at least, then I'll see what they want.

Note: In case you don't know, Michael and his homies are from another dimension, ours. They are currently trapt, and are semi-searching for a way back.

I looked around the area and saw a laboratory looking place.

"Welp that looks important...that's either a meth lab or...Professor what're her faces...oops, let my other side get to me." I said to myself. I walked down a road to the lab when suddenly a little boy came out.

"My Sparrow is the top-percentage of Spearow! Go SPearow!" He yelled. A fourth-wall breaking text box appears saying 'Youngster Johnny would like to battle' and 'Youngster Johnny sent out SPearow'. I facepalmed. Which moemon to use...meh, I'll just go overkill. Mostly for the fact he has the voice of Toad from Mario.

"Come on out Rayo!" I commanded, and so she did. Although she cringed upon seeing the weak moemon we were facing. "Use...Spark...Jolt?"

"Ummm...I ahh...gotcha boss…" Rayo said. She shot a ball of electricity from her finger, which covered the enemy's moemon and defeated it.

"Oh no!" He yelled. "Return SPearow! I'll rematch you again one day, c'mon SPearow #45555556264329-282B!"

Another Spearow appeared on the ground, looking very hungry. He attached a dog collar on it and dragged it around. We sweat dropped and looked at each other.

"If it wasn't for my moral compass, I'd kill that kid," I said to myself. And then we headed to the professors! We walked up to the house, and I rung the doorbell 50 times in a successional row. Finally, the door slammed open.

"What!?" A woman scrambled opening the door. It was professor Ivy. She seemed to be about to leave as she was wearing a swimsuit.

"Yo! Michael's the name, breaking the fourth wall and making Deadpool quotes is my game!" I said in a loud tone and very optimistic/happy go lucky.

"Who?" The person asked.

"You wanna hear something funny? You can buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!" I said again optimistically. "Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I'm hilarious, so don't hate."

"I'm about to close the door." She said, seeming ticked off.

"Jeez alright! Talk about a pissy Christmas party! Listen i'm a trainer for this region, and i kinda sorta need to keep my moemon here." I said to her.

"Why should I do that?" She asked.

"If you do I'll let you study my Raikou, but you'll have to keep it secret!" I said to her. I felt a jolt of electricity in one of my moeballs and snickered. She sighed and thought for a moment.

"Sure, why not. Come on inside, drop them off or whatever…*yawn*, why did you show up eight in the morning?" She asked me.

"I wanted to turn your eight AM porno party into a four-way!" I said, mocking her. She chucked a vase at me and I ducked. "Tee-hee!"

"Who were you again?"

"My name is Michael, but you can call me Big D. Dad-" Before I could finish a knife was chucked at me, which I easily side-stepped. "HAH! It's totally her time of the month."


Like I said, not the best with openers, and I tried writing this I did in the original Squad Adventures. Also note, im dropping back to 4 moves because it'll be simpler

Party (He as all of his moemon on him, but he's only using theese three during this chapter)

Charla; Female; LV40

Moves: Outrage, Flameburst, Wing Attack, Mega Punch

Rayo; Female; LV 30

Moves: Thunderbolt, Thunderwave, Iron Tail, Slam

Elezabeth; Female; LV 28

Moves: Chip Away, Toxic Spikes, Poison Tail, Superpower