A/N: Hey guys, wasup my Halo bros its been a while, a while back I wrote a halo story and now i'm FI ALLY back with the sequel, I was inspired from the Halo games and also the Mortal Kombat games and others. SOmething I should say, I wanted to try my hand at comedy as well as drama so the scenes with Jey are more humorous but the scenes with Master Chief are more serious. Also you don't have to read the first story to get this one, i summerized the first one for you below. Also for the story Ive been trying to upp my writing game so it will be with better English.

At the ending of the last story, are heros Jey Hysteri-O and the Master Chief had finally destroyed the convenant once and for all, destroying the Prophet of Anarchy and ridding the earth of violence once and for all. But soon they saw they were the only ones left on the world, and they got in their time machine to go back and save everything once again. But something happened, and the machine was switched from TIME to SPACE, and now these two enemies, once friends, are going to find them selfs in a brand new adventure…

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HALO; THE NEW BEGININGS, THE NEW LANDS PART 2: MORTAL LANDS

PROLOUGE

The time machine took off with the used to-be best friends still fighting and arguing inside. It flew thru the slipspace of the universes of the characters of all the worlds. They could see Ryu and Ken hanging out, reminding them of when they were once friends. They could see the Mass Effect taking place. They could see Game of Thrones happening right in front of them. They were in the shadows of the Collossi. They felt indispendable in the face of all this glory. Even then, they kept fighting. Jey grabbed Cheif and slammed his head against the door, but he didn't see it was the door, and then the door fell open, and Chief was left hanging on the door. Cheif tried to close the door to get himself inside, but he couldnt.

Jey sat down for a moment. Chief was being a real douche, but they were friends, at least at some point long ago. Finally he stuck his Nodachi down like a rope for Chief and Chief rolled his eyes. "Jey, how can I grab that its a fucking sword."

"Right. Sorry." said Jey

"Really?" said Cortana, dissapointed. She was gonna lay the smack down on Jey

"Well excUUUUse me." said Jey

Suddenly they hit a cliff jutting out from a universe, and the time machine shook like you wouldn't beleive. Jey had just enought ime to sheath his laser Nodachi before falling out. He grabbed Chief's foot, and they dangled through the spacetime continueum.

"What do we do now? Are we going to die" They all said together. And then they hit another cliff, and were shooken free. "Nooooooooo" they screamed as they fell through two portals, one orange and one blue but one land is where they landed. But not just any land, the MORTAL LANDS OF MORTAL KOMBAT!

[look up the MK theme and listen here for full affect. This is the theme song sequence]

*Music starts*

Jey!

*cuts to Jey fighting a bunch of ninjas and blocking there every move, and then slicing him with his laser Nodachi*

Reptile!

*cuts to Reptile sitting on a gargoyle on top of a high tower and you can see the moon in the background, it zooms in on his face*

Kenshi!

*cuts to Kenshi, someone's making fun of him for being blind so he pulls his sword and cuts them*

Quan-Chi!

*cuts to Quan-Chi meditating, and it zooms on his face and then his eyes open really minceingly*

Master Chief!

*cuts to him jumping from the top of the Empire State and punching someone at the bottom, and then he dusts his hands off*

Jacqui!

*cuts to her running down the street getting chased by a kar. Then she turns around and jumps on the hood and punches thru the wind shield and grabs the driver and says "Youve got quite a few traffic violations here!" and then stabs on the windshield wiper, and then backflips away and the camera zooms in on her face and she gives a small smile and a wink* with the car exploding behind her

Liu Kang!

*doing a bicycle kick*

Mortal Kombat!

[end of theme]