Kenshin was in the main camp in a tent drinking with his man Kanetsugu. He was drinking wine and alcohol to relax himself.
"Kenshin my lord do not drink to much, it might make u forgot honour and be your downfall" says kanetsgu.
"Ha ha ha ha my boy your so funny, do you know who I am? I am greate Kenshin god of war and I have the soul of Bishamenton on my side! I have go through much challenges in life such as battleing that dweeb shingen, if I can handel him why not alcohol ha ha ha ha ha!"
"No Kenshin are you drunk all ready" Kanetsug said dissappointently.
Suddenly someone knock on t he door.
"Who is it"
"is me Shigen"
"come in"
Shigen come into the tent and sayd hi. "Hello Kenshin I need to talk to you about stuff."
"Ha ha nemsis ur so fat" said Kenshin
"WHAT" said angry shingen
"Hey Kanetsgu who do you think is fater, ieyasu or this blob"
"No Kenshin! That is not very honour of you!" said Kaentstug very very sadly. "Shigen I am sorry my lord is a bit drunk"
"Ha ha ha ha it is okay boy I think you should step outside and take a deep breathe of fresh air! Leave this to me and fatty k" says kanshin.
Kantesgu leaves.
Shigen is angry. "I am serious Kenshin I need to ask you for stratagy on how to win this battle and rite now im losing"
"Ha ha so you admit you are loose and need my help?"
"What no way" say Shingen "I don't need your help I am great Shinge of Taekda and you are nothing but a drunk horse."
"How dare you call me that" Said Kanshin who got up and summoned the spirit of Bishmonten on him! The spirit was so big the tent could not hold him in. They two fight inside the tent making a lot of rattle and chaos. Eventually the tent exploded and all the men had to come back and rebuild the tent and keep Kanshin and Shigen sepereate.
10 minutes later
"Hi nemsis can I cum in please" said Kenshin
"no Kenshin GO AWAY PLEASE" said shigen inside his tent
"Shigen pls"
"No"
"Ok fine I won't come in" Kenshin said sadly "But I am sorry for my rudeness, as a god I should be polite to people. Also I dont think your that fat ieaysu is a lot bgiger than you"
"Are you still drunk"
"maybe uh actually no"
"ok then come in" said Shigen.
Kenshin went inside the tent. He then walk up to Shigen with a pout and then suddenly kiss him!
"Oh" said Shigen
"I love you really"
"Oh"
"Can we do strategy together now? Let us work together and stop fighting nemsis"
"Oh"
"I think your grate"
"It would be my pleasure" Said Shingen. They then went to the bedroom to plan their strategy TOGETHER.
THE END
