Harry Potter's
Lost Twin
Sisters
Book 1
The Cheesecake of Secrets
BY: TeressaStarr and MiaStarr
Based on the novel by J.K. Rowling
(This book is not meant to be taken seriously. If you want a serious Harry Potter fanfiction, look somewhere else.)
Note on book:
TYPE OF BOOK: Comedy
AGES: 7+
DIFFICULTY: Not difficult
If you are expecting this book to make sense, you are expecting WRONG! The order of events is EXTREMELY scrambled, and over half the events in this book never happen at all in the real books. So if you're a critic, then we warned you. I can already see bad reviews,
This book is an insult to Harry Potter! 0/5 stars! -A critic.
Well, we warned you! If you don't like it, we ask you keep it to yourself please!
Also: All credit goes to J.K. Rowling. We own nothing except Katie, Lavender, Laura, and other characters and objects not mentioned in the actual Harry Potter books.
Table of Contents!
The Girls who Lived (Somehow)
The Malfoy Manor
Gryfinslitherhuffleclaw
Quidditch
The Polyjuice Participants
The Party (z)
The Quidditch Match
The (Pathetic) Dueling Club
Moaning Myrtle
Infinite Owl Post
Quidditch Quarrle
Responding to the Infinite Owl Post
The Snake Thingy
A wacky Weekend
Almost Expelled (Yay)
Harry Potter? Oh (Sigh), Cuthead.
The Echoes in the Walls
Happily Ever-Wait, What? No! We've still got six years left at Hogwarts, for the love of God!
