Harry Potter's

Lost Twin

Sisters

Book 1

The Cheesecake of Secrets

BY: TeressaStarr and MiaStarr

Based on the novel by J.K. Rowling

(This book is not meant to be taken seriously. If you want a serious Harry Potter fanfiction, look somewhere else.)

Note on book:

TYPE OF BOOK: Comedy

AGES: 7+

DIFFICULTY: Not difficult

If you are expecting this book to make sense, you are expecting WRONG! The order of events is EXTREMELY scrambled, and over half the events in this book never happen at all in the real books. So if you're a critic, then we warned you. I can already see bad reviews,

This book is an insult to Harry Potter! 0/5 stars! -A critic.

Well, we warned you! If you don't like it, we ask you keep it to yourself please!

Also: All credit goes to J.K. Rowling. We own nothing except Katie, Lavender, Laura, and other characters and objects not mentioned in the actual Harry Potter books.

Table of Contents!

The Girls who Lived (Somehow)

The Malfoy Manor

Gryfinslitherhuffleclaw

Quidditch

The Polyjuice Participants

The Party (z)

The Quidditch Match

The (Pathetic) Dueling Club

Moaning Myrtle

Infinite Owl Post

Quidditch Quarrle

Responding to the Infinite Owl Post

The Snake Thingy

A wacky Weekend

Almost Expelled (Yay)

Harry Potter? Oh (Sigh), Cuthead.

The Echoes in the Walls

Happily Ever-Wait, What? No! We've still got six years left at Hogwarts, for the love of God!