Those Who Slay Together, Stay Together

A Deidara OneShot

A/N: I got the inspiration from the song "Those Who Slay Together, Stay Together," by Chiodos.
Second, it's my first work to be published! (I is so proud of myself :D)

Also, this story came out a little queer, but I'm still proud of it.

And it's not too much to ask, can you please not be too harsh with criticism?
Please ? ?

[Story Start]

The animals knew of the impending doom. Birds flew away in great flocks, domesticated cats and dogs grew restless, frustrated that their beloved owners wouldn't let them escape. However, it took us week humans to realize what was going on.

And when we found out, we went crazy.

Even I, who is notorious for her permanent façade, cringed when I found out what was going on. But in a way, I wasn't surprised. Those two were joined at the hip, so naturally they would both be present to destroy their hometown, no ?

I grew up with them, Deidara and Mizuki. See, I went to the academy with the pair, and ever since they were little kids, they were the best of friends. And they also held each other up when the rest of the village –including me- looked down on them. And as I grew up with them, I saw how their friendship blossomed into something stronger.

They loved each other.

So much in fact, that they away from this little place known as Iwakagure and became partners in crime.

And they loved each other so much, that they both were coming to see our impending doom. That's right, they were working together to destroy the town that hated them for oh so long. Now, if this was a surprise attack, we would be scared shitless, but I would have rather it be like that. Instead, I have to stand here, along with all the other ninja, ready to fight a worthless battle.

Speaking of the two devils, they were coming !

Deidara's art was still strange, but wait. Were they riding it? And Mizuki, why did she have that crazed grin on her face ?And she had little clay sculptures falling off the bird they were flying. What the heck ?

BOOM! BOOM!

They were bombing us! Already they killed twenty-something people. And we could not do anything, because although we know they were coming, we didn't expect them to be bombers! And why were they still smiling? Is this really such a beautiful scene for them? Damn them to hell.

BOOM !No, another bomb just went off. The number of casualties is rising at an incredible rate, I just know it. How could they just hold hands through the whole ordeal? And he even has the nerve to kiss her in the sky? Man they were sick . . . .

But in a way, I still wasn't surprised. After all, those who slay together, stay together, and I know that they'll stay together,

All the way to hell.