Tobi & Deidara's Misadventure

The pairing of Deidara & Sasori was perfect, but then Sasori had to die... and Tobi had to take his place.

'Deidara Senpaiiiiiii! my feet hurt! Lets stop here, pretty please?', Tobi pleaded.

Deidara replied,'Shut up Baka! We have to keep walking to find the Jinchuriki! Pein would be mad at us'

'But Senpaiiiiii! Tobi is such a good boy... AND HIS FEET HURT!'

'Fine Tobi but dont blame me when we get our butts kicked!'

So Tobi & Deidara stop outside of a strange looking building

'Are you kidding Tobi? Of all the places to stop, a creepy building?', Deidara said.

'Tobi likes creepy buildings Senpai!'

'Yeah, of course he does... but dont blame me when you start screaming like a girl! Or like Itachi when he visits Kisame in his bedroom!'

Tobi goes quiet and walks ahead of Deidara.

'Why cant i just keep my mouth shut?!', Deidara says.

Tobi walks towards the door of the building and it looks like he is about to go in.

'Baka! Dont do that! What if something creepy comes out, like Zetsu!... or Hidan!?'

'Number 1 Senpai, Tobi doesnt like rude words so dont call me a ... ya know! And 2, Tobi doesnt get scared!', Tobi replies.

The door opens and they hear a familiar voice.

'You fucking Teme!', Deidara shouts.

'Come on Senpai! it looks fun!'

'HELL NO! YOU WOULDNT CATCH ME IN THERE... EVER!', Deidara protested.

'Senpai, you are no fun!'

'Do i look like i care Tobi?'

'Of course you do Senpai!'

'Un... Tobi!'

Tobi grabs Deidara and pulls him through the doorway.

'That's it Tobi! Next time you have a bad dream, you cant sleep in my room! ... EVER!'

'But Senp-'

'NO BUTS! Un'

'Hello you two, how nice to see you again!', says a mysterious voice

'OMG WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?', Deidara screeched.

'Hello Sasori!', Tobi says calmly while waving at Deidara

'Dont be a Baka! Sasori is dead and gone, there is no way he would be here! And anyway... IM NOT SASORI SO STOP WAVING AT ME! Un'

'Yes, im Sasori and no im not dead!', The mysterious voice says.

'WHAT THE!?... Sasori, my good man!', Deidara says.

'Save the reunion Deidara, lets get to the test!', replies Sasori

Tobi runs straight up to Deidara and hugs him really tight!

'Senpaiiiiii! Tobi cant do tests! he always fails!', Tobi shouts.

'Deidara, i can see how Tobi tests your patience, hahahaha!'

'All that matters is that Tobi is a good shinobi!', Tobi says with confidence.

'Yeah, right!', Sasori says.

'DONT MESS WITH TOBI, OR TOBI WILL DISS YOU!', Tobi shouts.

'Im sooooo scared!', Sasori says sarcasticly.

'JUST CUT THE CRAP! lets find out what the test is first', Deidara says.

'Oh yeah, I forgot!...um... First test is to find me!', Sasori says.

'Your kidding? Right?', Deidara says.

'But...im afraid i'll have to make it a bit harder!', Sasori says.

Paper bombs are placed all around the room and the lights are switched off.

'You honestly thought it would be that easy? The lights are switched off which means vision is at absolute zero,' Sasori says smugly,' Plus if you move... you will both be blown to smithereens!'

'Tobi thinks Sasori is a suicidal Phsyco!'

'So does Deidara... WAIT! WHY AM I TALKING IN 1ST PERSON?'

'Anyway, are you two ready?', Sasori asks

'I guess', Deidara says.

'Tobi doesnt think so!'

'Tough! GO!', Sasori shouts.

(TO BE CONTINUED)

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