Countries React To Slender: Sweden and Finland.
Finland wasn't much of a gamer, and he especial hated the horror games, but a friend of Sweden's had insisted he play Slender. Finland had seen various videos of others playing the online game, and he could tell already that he wouldn't like it. It took him five months to actually gain enough courage to check it out.
All the lights in his house were on, Spongebob was on the TV, and happy music played on the radio. Finland was also prepared with a map and an adult diaper (please don't kill me all you Finn fans). When he got to the main menu of the game, he turned off the fog and turned up the sound slightly.
Starting the game was the easy part. He got lost for a bit in the trees, but he soon came to a big gnarly tree. He picked up the note and tensed up when the eerie music began to play. He raced down the path until he found the truck and trailer. Picking up the second note, he began to whimper as music grew slightly more intense. The third note was at the eighteen wheeler and Finland began regretting he had started playing this game.
Finland entered the tunnel when suddenly some static began to cloud his vision. Then he felt a hand on his shoulder. He let out a scream that could curl your hair and he fell right out of his chair. Sweden just stared down at him.
"Oh! It's just you, Sve! And it wasn't you I was scared of! Nope! It was just the game! It's a really scary game, so y-yeah, it-it was just the, um, game! heh-heh..."
"Hmm," was Sweden's only reply before he sat down and began playing the game himself.
The static was really intense now, but Sweden just continued forward to find the fourth note inside the tunnel. When he grew near the crosswalls, he decided to turn around. SlenderMan was standing down the trail rather close.
"Hmm, th' rules say th't he won't m've unless yur b'cks turned, so I'll just watch 'm for a while."
Sealand happily skipped in. "Cheerio guys! What are you doing?"
"Sve's playing this horror game. Hey, um, actually, another part of the rules says if you stare at him too long, you lose. You do know that, right?" Finland explained.
"Hmm." This didn't phase Sweden at all and he continued to watch SlenderMan. Static appeared on the screen and Finland began to groan with worry. Suddenly with a loud crashing sound, SlenderMan exploded. The three stared at the screen wondering how it had happened. It didn't take long for Finland to conclude that he never wanted to be in a staring contest with Sweden. Sealand was shaking slightly and almost wished he was with Britain at that moment.
"I doubt that's...ever, uh, happened before..." Finland and Sealand continued to stare in shock at the screen while Sweden silently gloated about his victory. He looked at the two countries standing behind him and they looked back with renewed respect for Sweden. However, when they looked once again to the screen, they gasped in horror; a massive army of SlenderMen stood in the dark. Static erupted as featureless white faces covered the screen.
Sweden's eye twitched slightly. "Ah f'ck."
HOLY FRUK SLENDIE HAS AN ARMY XD And in case y'all didn't know, Sweden's little friend who recommended Slender for Finland was who else but Pewdiepie! I'm sorry if Sve's accent is a bit much, but whatever, and I feel bad I didn't give Sealand a bigger part in this, maybe some other time.
Now here's some parting advice: Don't have staring contests with a Swede. EVER. And if you don't know what Slender is or who Pewdiepie is, look him and his Slender videos up on youtube! It is hilarious! I'm not sure which country I'll be doing next, but I have a little nagging feeling that it'll be Italy... Well, see y'all at the next chapter of Countries React to Slender!
