/authors note/
I should write something... uhhhh... benis lol.
One day star was sitting at the desk in her room when all of a sudden a big floppy benis was inserted into her anus "o noe it's a benis. I should go tell marco" star said and went off to tell marco.
So when she went to tell marco she found the local homeless man moose tits (no relation) shoving a ham on Italian bread w/ cheese sandwich up marcos ass and giving him type one diabetes "o noe star help me I'm being sexually assaulted by a homeless man" but star decided he could solve his problems on his own. So she went downstairs to find something to remove the benis from her anus.
Star then went down to the kitchen to try to find something to remove the benis but all she could find was a fridge full of steak sandwiches and another benis "well that wont help me at all! I need to remove the benis I don't need another one" then she remembered she had magic so she got her wand out and because she was so shit at it and had no idea what to do without that blue pajeet holding her had throughout every magic spell she died.
THE END
