None of the characters (except for Anna and Michelle) belongs to me. In fact, not even Michelle's personality or words belong to me, they belong to my cousin .

All Dynasty Warrior characters and missions(?) belong to Koei, the producer of the game.

characters of history since the game is based off of the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" belong to... the person who wrote it (yesh, too lazy to research)

This was created as a laugh, and because I NEEDED TO RELIEVE STRESS T-T


"Freakin' A, Michelle, get your feet away from my face!" Anna Kim swung her hands around in front of her trying to push her cousin's feet away without touching them. "Hwa—CHA!" She screamed.

"You retard," Michelle Choi rolled her eyes as she jumped off the fence where she was swinging her feet in front of Anna's face.

"Shut up, fat person!" Anna scowled as they started to run into the house.

"Just hurry up, semi-fat person," she insulted her back.

"Look who's… TALKING!" Anna screamed as she bound past her only to crash into the glass door. FWA-BAM. "I… hurt myself…." She cried as she slumped onto the floor holding her face.

"Loser," Michelle laughed as she easily opened the door and walked in. Anna didn't say anything as she quietly followed her in.

"Let's play Mario & Sonic Olympic Games…" Anna suggested.

"I'm sick of that game." Michelle stated. "Let's play something else."

"B-But… we've only been playing that—"

Michelle cut her off. "EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR TEN HOURS…. Do you know how painful it is for me to even move my arms?!"

"….there's another you haven't mentioned." Anna grinned.

"Don't say it!"

"You lost boob fat!!!" Anna laughed.

"Well at least I have boobs! Your own aunt mistakes you for a boy sometimes!" Michelle pointed out.

"…and your mom even mistook a guy at school for me…." Anna cried as she hid herself on the couch by putting cushions over herself.

"Just stop whining and let's play…" she looked on the shelf of games for the PS2, that was above the Wii games. "How about Dynasty Warriors 4?"

"ZHAO YUN!!!" Anna quickly bounced off the couch and landed next to Michelle's feet, holding the controller for player 2 of the PS2. "Let's play!!!" she kept repeating the words over and over as she rocked side to side.

"Right… um, okay…" Michelle coughed as she slipped the disk into the system and then turning it on.

"Did you forget about Lu Xun, and Sun Ce?" Anna raised a brow.

Michelle beamed as she hurriedly turned on the T.V.

"Oh wait, Sun Ce's married to Da Qiao, and oh look---Lu Xun's married to their KID!" Anna laughed evilly as Michelle slumped down onto the ground in depression, but quickly rose to her feet again, taking the controller for player 1.

"Ah, but don't forget; Zhao Yun has TWO KIDS!" she pointed out.

"But they're in number 5, not in 4." Anna grinned.

"…HE'S GAY WITH LIU BEI!" Michelle shouted, trying again. "YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!"

"SHUT UP! THEY ONLY SHARED A BED FOR LACK OF MONEY!!" Anna screamed back.

"Both of you SHUT UP!" Michelle 's older brother stomped down the stairs and yelled at them. "DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO STUDY WITH YOU TWO SHOUTING LIKE THAT?!"

"DID YOU KNOW THAT ZHAO YUN'S GAY—" Michelle laughed but Anna attacked her with pillows off the couch.

"I don't care! Just shut up!" he growled as he ran back up to his room.

"WTF?!" Michelle shouted as she kicked Anna in the face.

"EW! FOOT GERMS!" Anna spat out invisible foot germs as she blindly threw the pillow at Michelle. It missed her and hit the white Wii that stood next to the black PS2, causing it to tip over and fall onto it. Unfortunately, the Wii was sitting atop a couple math text books and made the Wii fall completely onto the PS2. A cracking noise was heard, and Michelle immediately reacted.

"MY Wii!" she yelled in surprise. "YOU HURT MY Wii!" she growled as she glared at Anne.

Anna responded by giving a strange look. "…weed? I see! You're hiding weed in the Wii!!!"

"Shut up! DIE!!!" Michelle jumped to attack her and Anna twisted to get up. Suddenly, the two girls were not able to move; Michelle stayed floating in the air, and Anna stayed twisted and half risen from the ground.

A flash came from the television and the two girls disappeared.

"Will you two just stop being melodramatic and shut up!" Michelle 's brother came downstairs and yelled, but stopped himself and looked around the living room. "…that works too." He shrugged and went back again. "Wonder where they went…" he mumbled to himself.