*Charlie and Dennis are sitting at the bar in Paddy's Pub.
Dennis: ...and then she ate the cookie.
Charlie: Wow, that was a great story bro, but I got a question.
Dennis: Question, what question?
Charlie: How did she fit in the... oh damn!
Dennis: What?
Charlie: I peed my pants.
*Dee enters the room.
Dee: Whattup jerks! Where's my lamp?
Dennis: Do you like toast?
Dee: I have to make a list for the store. I think we need a light bulb. Can you think of anything else, bro?
Dennis: Corn.
Charlie: I peed my pants.
Dennis: Yes Charlie, we are aware of that.
Dee: I wasn't.
Dennis: Well now you know.
Charlie: No, I mean I peed them again. Like, I peed a few minutes ago, and then stopped, and then I just now peed again.
Dennis: I see.
Dee: Thank you for that Charlie.
Charlie: You're welsome.
*Frank enters the room.
Frank: I'm sick with butt-squirts. Where's my lamp?
Dee: It's mine.
Dennis: Can you add sugar to the list?
Frank: What list?
Dee: I gotta go to the damn store and get a light bulb.
Charlie: And Doritos!
Frank: Oh yeah! We NEED Doritos!
Dennis: Yes! Yes, we need Doritos Dee!
Dee: Okay, okay. I'll put Doritos at the top of the list.
Dennis: Where's my lamp?
*Mac enters the room.
Mac: Hey Kids, where's my Shake-Weight?
Dee: you still got a Shake-Weight?
Mac: Yeah.
Dennis: Go to the store Dee, we need that damn light bulb!
Dee: Okay, bye.
*Dee leaves the room.
Frank: Do you guys like corn?
Charlie: Oh my God! You guys will never guess what just happened!
Dennis: Did you pee your pants for a third time?
Charlie: Holy shit! How did you know that?
Frank: Stop peeing your pants Charlie. Let's all do some cocaine!
Dennis, Charlie, Mac, Frank: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*They do cacaine.
The Waitress enters the room.
The Waitress: Where's my lamp?
Frank: Hi waitress.
The Waitress: May I use the bathroom.
Dennis: Yes.
Charlie: I did yellow bathroom all ver my pants.
Frank: Have some toast Charlie.
Dennis: I wish I had some Doritos. I'm going to check on Dee at the store. I have to make sure she doesn't forget the Doritos.
Mac: Great idea. I'll go with you.
*Mac and Dennis leave the room.
The Waitress: Today I was thinking about dwarfs. Do they have a special insurance plan in case someone trips over them. I mean, if you think about it, they can be hard to see and someone could just be walking along and trip over a dwarf (who might be window-shopping or something) and then break their damn leg.
Charlie: Oh shit! I never thought of that.
The Waitress: Yeah! Then the person could sue the dwarf! But if the dwarf has special dwart insurance, then they can just be all like: 'Hey, it's cool, I got dwarf insurace. Everything will be taken care of.' and the person would be like: 'Oh sweet. Good dwarf!'.
Frank: That's a great damn idea Waitress. We could start our own dwarf insurace racket!
Charle: Oh my God! But where are we gonna find the dwarfs?
Frank: You leave that to me. I'm gonna go get Cricket to set up our fraudulent website so we can start bilking money out of these asshole dwarfs!
*Frank leaves the room.
Charlie: You go, bro! Um Waitress, didn't you have to use the bathroom?
The Waitress: I peed my pants.
*They both smile as we fade to black.
*Dee is in the kitchen eating cheese.
Dee: I love cheese!
*Fade to black.
*The End.
