So many people have done this, it's true. But I thought I would give it a shot. Pairings will be with OCs, folks. Oh, and expect a teensy bit of fluffiness. Can't have a good story without some laughs and smut ^^; I will warn you if the chapter does contain some inappropriate things in then beforehand. ^^ Characters are also OOC. Because if they were in character, then it wouldn't be any fun :P
Anyway, these drabbles are based around the OC and the paired character battling for something. You'll understand as the chapters fly at you. XD
First Victim ~ Itachi Uchiha ~ (No fluff, just friendly rivalry)
"Oh c'mon! You can't possibly be that naïve!"
"Naïve? Look who's talking."
"WHAT? I'll have you know I am very mature for my age!"
"And what age might that be? Two?"
"…You're blind!"
Things were always like this between us. We were always bickering; everyone else referred to us as 'the old married couple'. I didn't mind that. People seemed to notice me more when I was arguing with Itachi. Well, it was kind of a one-way argument. When the person you were arguing with never really argued, then it couldn't really be considered an argument. Which was a real shame.
"Blind? Then how come I see a complete and utter idiot standing right in front of me?"
"Hey! Don't talk about Tobi that way!"
"I wasn't talking about Tobi. You looked in a mirror lately?"
"…You look like an old man!"
No matter how hard I tried, I never seemed to win the fights we had. He always seemed to have some quick response; some witty remark that left me stumped.
"An old man? I'm younger than you."
"BY TWO FRIGGIN' DAYS, ITACHI! TWO DAYS!"
"Then wow…life must really be hitting you hard. You look like a pensioner."
I lashed out him, screaming profanities at his retreating form.
"DAMN YOU, UCHIHA! I'LL WIN ONE DAY! JUST YOU WAIT!"
"Really? I don't see that happening anytime soon."
"I'LL GET YOU! I WILL!"
"That's it. Foster your hatred for me."
"I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, ITACHI! I'M NOT GAY!"
"…What?"
This caused me to stop dead in my tracks. I sick smile spread across my lips, and I snickered.
"…You mean you don't know? Oh, dear lord! You mean no one has told you?" I asked, feigning shock. He walked over to me, his eyes staring at me curiously.
"…Told me what?"
"…You're kidding right? Itachi; everyone in the Akatsuki knows!" I sighed, waving a dismissive hand at him.
"Knows what?"
Is he serious? He hasn't figured it out yet? My god; this opportunity is just too good to waste!
"Well, why don't you go and ask people? Like…Deidara or Kisame? Y'know…people like that. I'm sure they'll tell you," I suggested, nearly bursting out into laughter when he simply nodded, and walked off.
"Me: 1 Itachi: 0!" I whispered, giggling as I sprang off in the opposite direction; dying to tell everyone my new accomplishment. I had beaten Itachi in an argument.
Hope you enjoyed!
Next Victim ~ Deidara ~
