The Daily Woes of a Prodigy

by dominusalthus

A/N: I have been re-watching Death Note for days now (in Japanese, because what I originally saw was the English-dubbed version), and I fell in love with L and Near again. I came up with this idea while watching that episode where L was watching the lipstick commercial. I know L's attraction towards females wasn't particularly emphasized but L's a grown man, haha.

Anyway, read, enjoy, and review!

I do not own Death Note or any of its characters.


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L Lawliet was always doing the usual, observing things and controlling his team from his mini-workstation made up of a laptop, microphone, Ethernet cables, and speakers. But he knows he's a grown man, too, and sometimes, the thought of him being alone bothers him so much that 2% of his supposed productivity gets mindlessly consumed. By alone, he means help-me-I-am-some-kind-of-a-loser-who-doesn't-have-a-girlfriend kind of alone.

It's not like he doesn't try not to be alone though.

He just couldn't think of any reason or proper understanding why every time he attempts to hit on a girl, he gets slapped or kicked in the groin. Maybe, L knows everything on how the human mind and how it operates, except for one: the out-of-this-world mental faculty which is the female reasoning.

However, through the previous observations he made, he came up with the following conclusions and will attempt to use them for future plans, just in case finds the urge to pick up a girl again (provided there aren't any cases at hand).


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