Hey guys! This tis Sparkleh! Yes, I ish back! This story I wrote from a friends challenge...X.X You can see what she wrote up for me to write a story on below...Enjoy, and please review!...Waves beautiful review sign

Note: I do NOT own Naruto or its charries...If I did, Deidara and Sasori wouldn't be dead...3

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How NOT to heal a squirrel

It was a bright, sunny(...ok, scratch that. I'm allergic to bright, sunnyness...ANYWAY, back to the story!) It was a hot, humid day(Much better! :D) in Kahona. And, under a rather large oak tree, sat a certain pink haired ninja and another certain black haired ninja. Of course, most people would refer to these two as Sakura and Sasuke, but...eh. Anyway, they sat(Amazing!...Ok, sorry, Ill stop now...) under the tree, talking. Not about Sasuke, who had recently returned from killing his brother, but about a deal the two had made: Sakura teaching Sasuke how to heal!...Lets listen in, hm?

"Alright, so, do you understand now?" Sakura asked, tired emerald green eyes watching the Uchiha.

"...Hn." The bored looking raven replied.

"What did we say about using that word?" Sakura said, smiling sweetly, while unearthing a rather sharp wepon.

"Dont say it." Sasuke recited in his monotone voice.

"Exactly!" Sakura said, beaming. "So, do you understand now?"

"Hn."

Sakura gave him a small, exasperated look, then sighed, giving up. "Ok, now that you understand the basics, why dont you try to heal something?"

"...Like?"

Sakura glanced around, then broke into a creepy grin, and disappeared, re-appearing with a hurt squirrel. "This squirrel!"

"Ok...just stop smiling like that." Sasuke growled, suppressing a shudder, and knelt over the squirrel. He pushed his hand against the wound, and pumped chara through it, blue chara seeping out and around his hand. Sasuke smirked triumphantly, until he felt the squirrel begin to boil underneath his hand.

'Wait...BOIL??' He thought, quickly looking down, only to be presented with a loud explosion. He coughed on the smoke, and rubbed his eyes, opening them to see...'WTF??' He thought, poking the UUO(Unidentified unmoving object) with a random stick.

Sakura looked over Sasukes shoulder from the explosion, blinking when she saw the UUO. Her eyes widened with realization, and and gave the now scared Uchiha her sweetest smile. "Sasuke...wheres the squirrel?"

"U...uh..."

"..."

As we leave the two, we can see Sakura beating the unfortunate cockatoo haired Uchiha, and, as they say(Who's they??) the rest was history!

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Epilogue: Poor Mr. Uchiha spent the rest of the week tending to Sakura's every whim as his punishment. Lets go see how hes doing!

"Saaasuke kun, have you finished the laundry?"

"Hn..." Sasuke retorted, grumbling to himself while pushing Sakuras laundry into the dryer with a plunger. He closed the lid somehow, and had just closed the laundry room door...when a deafening explosion sound ruptured from the room.

"SASUKE UCHIHA!!"

"Oh crap..."

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SIDE NOTE: No squirrels were harmed in the making of this fanfic...though a Sasuke Uchiha might have been...(Dont kill meh, rabid fangirls!! Holds plunger)

XD...That has to be the most fun Ive EVER had writing a story! I enjoyed every Sasuke torturing moment...3 But, anyway...please tell me what you think! PLEASE!!...Anyway...bye? Poofs out in shimmery mist

My Story Challange (Feel free to try it yourself!):

Write a story of Sasuke and Sakura.

Must be:

-A oneshot

-Funny

-Entertaining

-Include random thoughts

-Somehow end up in Sasukes pain

-Have a squirrel in it