A.N. Thought you guys might enjoy this…

Frodo got run over by a Witch King,

Walking home from Mordor Christmas eve,

You can say there's no such thing as Ringwraiths,

But as for me and Pippin we believe.

He'd been drinking too less water,

And we begged him not to go,

But he forgot to throw the ring in, and

Ran out the tower through the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning,

In Gondor in his bed,

He had sword marks on his shoulder,

And incriminating fever on his head.

Frodo got run over by a Witch King,

Walking home from Mordor Christmas eve,

You can say there's no such thing as Ringwraiths,

But as for me and Pippin we believe.

Now, we're all so 'fraid of Samwise,

He's been taking this so hard,

See him in there making new swords,

Drinking ale and fighting newbie guards.

All of Gondor's dressed in black,

And I just can't help but wonder:

Should we loose Samwise,

Or should we tie him to a stable rack?

Stable Rack!

Frodo got run over by a Witch King,

Walking home from Mordor Christmas eve,

You can say there's no such thing as Ringwraiths,

But as for me and Pippin we believe.

Now the fish is on the table

Without Gollum to adorn

And the mushrooms with cheese sauce

That would have matched the

Golden shine of Gondor's horn.

I've warned all my elves and hobbits

Better watch out for yourselves;

They should never give a license

To a man who serves an eye and kills all elves.

Frodo got run over by a Witch King,

Walking home from Mordor Christmas eve,

You can say there's no such thing as Ringwraiths,

But as for me and Pippin we believe.