It was a rainy day in Haggard, Ireland. Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain was in Skulduggery's house.

"I am borreeeeeeeddddddd" Said Valkyrie.

"I know u said it like a million times already" Replied Skulduggery.

"Can u at least let me sleep on the sofa" Said Val.

"No I built u a room for a reason"

"Fine" and with that Valkyrie left angrily.

She tried to sleep but she was too bored to sleep. So she called Tanith.

"Hey Val"

"Hi, can u come over"

"Why"

"Cause I am bored"

"Ok"

When Tanith arrived Skulduggery was "meditating". Valkyrie told Tanith what happened.

"We should teach him a lesson" Said both girls. And with that they started planning something evil.

The next day.

Skulduggery woke up and was about to get of his couch when he noticed something strange…

"Why am I in the middle of the ocean". He then saw a note "next time I want the couch or anything else GIVE IT TO ME".

Back at Skul's house.

"That will teach him a lesson to not mess with the one and only Valkyrie Cain".

"Wow u sound just like him"

"Do not"

"Whatever, lets blow up his house. I already put the bombs in place, we just have to press this button".

"TANITH ARE U CRAZY".