It was a rainy day in Haggard, Ireland. Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain was in Skulduggery's house.
"I am borreeeeeeeddddddd" Said Valkyrie.
"I know u said it like a million times already" Replied Skulduggery.
"Can u at least let me sleep on the sofa" Said Val.
"No I built u a room for a reason"
"Fine" and with that Valkyrie left angrily.
She tried to sleep but she was too bored to sleep. So she called Tanith.
"Hey Val"
"Hi, can u come over"
"Why"
"Cause I am bored"
"Ok"
When Tanith arrived Skulduggery was "meditating". Valkyrie told Tanith what happened.
"We should teach him a lesson" Said both girls. And with that they started planning something evil.
The next day.
Skulduggery woke up and was about to get of his couch when he noticed something strangeā¦
"Why am I in the middle of the ocean". He then saw a note "next time I want the couch or anything else GIVE IT TO ME".
Back at Skul's house.
"That will teach him a lesson to not mess with the one and only Valkyrie Cain".
"Wow u sound just like him"
"Do not"
"Whatever, lets blow up his house. I already put the bombs in place, we just have to press this button".
"TANITH ARE U CRAZY".
