On the first day of Christmas the Black Sheep received a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the second day of Christmas the Black Sheep received two black eyes in fist fights and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the third day of Christmas the Black Sheep received three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Black Sheep received four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Black Sheep received five cases of Scotch, four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the sixth day of Christmas the Black Sheep received six taunts from Harachi, five cases of Scotch, four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Black Sheep received seven letters from home, six taunts from Harachi, five cases of Scotch, four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the eighth day of Christmas the Black Sheep received eight new Corsairs, seven letters from home, six taunts from Harachi, five cases of Scotch, four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Black Sheep received nine threats from Colonel Lard, eight new Corsairs, seven letters from home, six taunts from Harachi, five cases of Scotch, four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Black Sheep received ten confirmed kills, nine threats from Colonel Lard, eight new Corsairs, seven letters from home, six taunts from Harachi, five cases of Scotch, four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Black Sheep received eleven reprieves from General Moore, ten confirmed kills, nine threats from Colonel Lard, eight new Corsairs, seven letters from home, six taunts from Harachi, five cases of Scotch, four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Black Sheep received twelve kisses from the nurses, eleven reprieves from General Moore, ten confirmed kills, nine threats from Colonel Lard, eight new Corsairs, seven letters from home, six taunts from Harachi, five cases of Scotch, four alerts from coast watchers, three strafings by Zeros, two black eyes in fist fights, and a case of dog food for Meatball.