This is the Varia version of 'A Not So Ordinary Day', If you haven't read the original one, then you may not understand some parts. So if you haven't, then what are you waiting for? Go now! It's not as if this story will fly away…

Warnings: I'm high on crack, does that say anything? OOCness, slight B26 if you squint and…bleh.

Disclaimer: I own my socks! Wait, I'm not wearing any…


~STORY START~

And before I kill Mukuro and his illusions, I'll show you what happened back in Italy in the meantime. It was perfectly ordinary with the Varia, or as ordinary as they can get. Yup, there was Fran annoying the hell out of Belphegor whom was throwing knives at the aforementioned person. Of course, he never aimed for the vital spots. Then there was Lussuria cooking meat for Xanxus in a flamboyantly gay manner, Levi serving his boss who he was devoted and loyal to. And before I forget, there's Squalo shouting all over the place, waving his sword back and forth, Mammon blackmailing people for money and Xanxus- no, he was NOT hanging from the ceiling, he's normal too. Well, said person was sitting in a high chair in ONLY smiley boxers, eating vegetables.

Now, that's perfectly normal because it's one of the 'Appease Timoteo Days', and Vongola Nono wanted to know what it was like taking care of a baby. And the vegetables, well, he wanted his lovable adopted son to grow up healthy. Too much meat ain't good for him you know? Oh, if you're wondering, of course Mammon took pictures. He would easily make a fortune! (Especially with all the Xanxus fangirls.)


Okay! That's done now! Look forward to the Millefiore one next, I've started the draft already…

I hope you've enjoyed this little drabshot, reviews would be nice. Of course, you don't have to…