Disclaimer: Narnia belongs to C.S. Lewis.
#5
A letter from Edmund, King of Narnia, Duke of Lantern Waste, Count of the Western March and Knight of the Noble Order of the Table, to his little sister.
Dear Lu,
Have just escaped from Tashbaan in the dead of night. Remind me to tell Maeve they've repaired their docks since she was there. Susan is still single and making noises about setting impossible quests for her next suitors. I've already come up with a list of ideas, feel free to add your own. Rabadash was more of a tosser than we thought. I'm expecting either an invasion or a campaign of atrocious Calormene poetry to 'win her back.' We will be home soon. As promised, I got you a souvenir. The Tisroc will never miss it.
Love Ed.
