Title: Kamui's super awesome yes good christmas adventure!!111

Pairings: None, 'cause we all need a break sometimes.

Warnings: !crack! and extreme OOCness

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Kamui was bored.

His brother was trapped in a giant balloon thing, some idiot was chasing/trying to molest them, and all the people in this demension ran around screaming something about acid rain.

What is this, the 60's?

But, despite everything, Kamui was still bored. He had been angsting in a small, dark closet about exsistance in general when an idea hit him.

And thus, with this possibly stupid (and very OOC) plan, he set off to make his life less unexciting.

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Somehow, through some uber cool action packed rip through space and time, he ended up...

...At Yuuko's shop.

"Hey witch."

"Yes, Messy haired emo brother of Subaru?"

"I wanna car."

Yuuko made a classic "wtf" face. (1)

"Say what?"

"I-a. Want-a. A-a. Car-a."

"Sorry, can't do that."

A wave of angish and misery washed over Kamui. His very heart, no, his very SOUL cried out in pain, and tears flooded from his eyes, like angsty rivers of sadness. Every muscle in his body shook from the strain of his tortured soul being trapped within him. "Why?...WHY?" He screamed out to the heavens. "WHY MUST FATE WITH HER CRUEL TEMPTATIONS HARM ME SO?!"

He was having a true Kamui-angst breakdown.

Just like every other week.

Yuuko, watching this spectacular performance of angst, finshed her statment.

"...Because your wish is not unrealistic enough."

Kamui snapped out of his complete emo spaz.

"Say what?"

" Yes. Your wish has to be something cooler. I mean, a car? Come one. Wish for something more manga-story-like. Like a way to break an old family curse, or a book that can kill someone just by knowing their name or face. (2) All, of course, with a price that will utterly change you forever, thus making your character more admirable, and more worthy of being put into yaoi fan-fiction by crazed fangirls."

"Screw that, I want a car!"

"Then throw a Super-Sweet-16 party. You'll get 7 of them."

With that, Kamui marched out of her shop, walking right over Watanuki (who then totally spazzed out in a fit that lasted for 3 hours), broke a few windows, tipped over a few tables, and threw Mokona a few football field's distance.

Yuuko, looking at the messy shop, freaking-out Watanuki and absent Mokona, sighed.

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Kamui was angsting all across town, screaming, pushing, punching and generally being a crazy wack-job when another OOC idea came to him.

He knew, that he would get his car this time.

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(1) Wtf face Oo

(2) If you don't know which series this is refering to, read more manga.

Well, that was cracky. XD Please excuse it if it's crappy, as this is my first fanfic. Chapter 2 will be up sometime towards the end of June. Reviews yes and more chappies!

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