Elmo Knows… Chapter 1

Written by: Kawaii-babi

Edited by: Elmo

Disclaimer: I do NOT own RENT, or Elmo. Though I do own an Elmo plush toy that I am currently dying his fur black… he's going to be tickle me Emo…


It was a cold December afternoon. Roger was walking along the streets of New York trying to find the perfect gift for his niece, Nicole. Come on… He thought. There has to be SOMETHING she will like… HEY! He stopped in front of a toy store, where they were having a Sesame Street plush toy sale. Isn't Sesame Street the show that Nicole's obsessed with? Seeing as the cheapest one was the little red dude that Roger was totally petrified of, but Nicole had about a gazillion posters of him, Roger bought him and went back to the loft, hiding the present under his bed, not knowing the evils that would befall upon him and the rest of the bohemians.

The next morning, Roger woke up and noticed a large gash on his chest. Must have been the cat. Wait a second… we don't have a cat anymore. Then he looked at his bedside table. Holy Jesus! There's a knife next to my bed with blood on it. Wait a minute… That's the knife I killed the cat with. It's always next to my bed. He got up out of bed to put some polysporin on his wound, and then went to go tell Mark about the awesomely creepy present he bought his niece.

"Well Roger…" Mark started, "Elmo does seem like the kind of creature that would kill someone."

"MARK! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! Just because Elmo is a little freaky you think he's going to kill us?" Mark then took a very long second to think. Actually, it was more like an hour or two then he spoke up.

"Yes" he replied, only to find that Roger had walked out the door about a half hour ago to go give the present to his little niece. "Damn you aqua scum" Mark curse under his breath.

The end.


People, this is only the introduction. Please do not think that all chapters will be this short. Elmo scares the hell out of me on case you were wondering. Oh and I know that Roger might not have a niece but who cares?