Before you ask why this exist, I am having the sucky case of writer's block and can't seem to get my other stories going. So I'm mostly just uploading random junk until the gunk is out of my brain. This is a complete take that at the intense hypocrisy for some….I can't even use quotations for critics here without insulting legitimate critics.. Detractors of DBS. Many people have said that Super is a sucky seque for problems that applied to Z and GT. (Namely the occasional sucky frame, the absurdity, and the dragged out pacing.)

Before we get started, I want to say this. Not liking Super is perfectly fine. Everyone has the right to an opinion and it's not up to me or really anyone anywhere to tell them differently, but don't be hypocritical with your reasoning or be insulting towards the people that like it. Also if you hate Super, don't make multiple video/written rants on it. Please? It's fine to critique a show for fun (I wouldn't be making the RWBY Parody Critique if I didn't enjoy talking about it.), but if it's not something you even enjoy doing….well I can't help you.

This here is TOP 5 mistakes in Dragon Ball Sucker!

No. 1! (Gohan being COMPLETELY USELESS!)

Gohan stood up as he was completely surrounded by pink slime, (Look at how little craps they care about Gohan! FFFFFFUUUUUUU-)

Gohan, who was smaller and was in SS2, was smirking as he beat the $#!+ outta Cell, not destroying him despite Goku telling him too, (I mean- GUAAAAAA!)

No. 2! (This is way too silly to be Dragon Ball!)

A dog man was filing papers and was on the phone, Goku started to pat Bulma's groin area. and Buu shifted his face to an extremely good looking man to flirt with a girl. (Look at how WEIRD this is! Why would Akira Toriyama make something so weird?!)

(Breaking the parody. People who complain that DBS or really DB in general is too weird and strange with character designs, you would probably freak out at Toriyama's work outside DB then.)

No. 3! (How did these two newcomers get Super Saiyan so easily?!)

Goten turns Super Saiyan and looks at Gohan, "Goten! How did you get that?!"

Goten looked around used ignorance, "I don't remember!"

(See how little craps they give for consistency?! See the sheer horribleness of Super?! See the lack of real sense?!)

No. 4 (The animation is the opposite of dope! It's dump!)

Goku was turning SS3 and looked as though reality was starting to warp into a crappy 2D roleplay game.

(Friggin' awful!)

No. 5 (Why are some of these characters so hot?!)

Jiren stood tall giving the viewers a good showcase of how tight his uniform was, more specifically his butt.

(Anime characters can't be hot! I mean...can they?)

*Google searches hot anime characters.*

(...I-I'll get back to you on that one.)

(You should be ashamed of yourselves Toei, Toriyama, and Toyoroto! Anyway, if you like this REALLY thoughtful analysis, like, subscribe, spread the word, comment why I'm right, and pinch my nuts.)

..well this is awkward.

Also yes! This was based on the ProZD Zootopia video (It's titled Top 5 HUMILIATING Mistakes in Disney's Zootopia on Youtube for those of you who haven't seen it.) I thought it did a great job and, again, writer's block.

I don't really know when the next update of anything will be, but I'm hoping to get into the groove again soon. Ya know, get jiggy with it! Kids still say that right? (No, they don't.)

In all seriousness though, I don't know why I'm putting this here. Maybe it's because of how silent these things have gotten in the past couple of months. I'm not just talking about this site, it feels like there's a bitter silence everywhere now. It's honestly kinda scary.

Hopefully this is just me being my usual paranoid self and this is just me jumping to conclusions. I'll see ya!