Why: Kink meme request: Todd/John, cross dressing - anything where Todd has to borrow human clothes but due to preferring robes goes for the logically more similar option.
WHY!: I'm sorry. Sometimes I scare even myself. And appearantly, my Beta, JennMel. Thanks for not running away.
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Dress Code
(aka The Emperor's Culture Shock)
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"Oh, my, god. I am never getting that image out of my head," Rodney moaned. John turned to look, and just stared. And stared. And... That was so not natural.
"Is this not efficient for your purposes, Sheppard?"
John gave a strangled cough. "Sure. I mean, no," when Rodney blinked at him, eyes wide. "It's not exactly what I had in mind, that's all."
Todd looked down at himself, giving his clothes a careful once-over. He didn't find anything odd, but these Earthlings apparently had different tastes.
"I did not mean offence. I am unfamiliar with your clothes, and I could not get comfortable in what you refer to as 'Jeans'" he said with a frown.
He did a careful turn, and smoothed his hands down the cloth glittering in the light. "And I find this to be the only article of clothing similar to my own. It is also very... sensual to wear."
Rodney moaned again, and gave John a pat on the back before leaving, muttering a quick 'good luck.'
Swallowing hard, John summoned up a smile at Todd, standing there looking every bit the menacing wraith that he was, even in the shiny black dress. Tight fit, he thought, and his brain fried for moment. He was trying to get his brain working again and stop staring, when Todd spoke.
John dimly heard the words 'Earth culture,' 'assistance,' and 'cold.' John's pulse jumped. Cold, as in... His eyes zeroed in on the gold hem of the dress, and on the pale legs below.
"Sheppard?"
John's eyes snapped back, and he plastered a smile on his face. Then the smile widened, and he placed a hand on Todd's back, guiding him down the hall.
"Just you come with me, Todd, and I'll be glad to assist you in getting you out of those clothes, and giving you a little lesson in Earth culture..."
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Fin.
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