Luigi came home, tired from his day at work.

"Oh honey, I'm home!" Luigi said breaking the door down as he entered, due to his MAN STRENGTH.

A sweet aroma filled the house, 'FOOD' Weegee thought.

"OHAI LUIGI!" Daisy screamed glomping Luigi, who also glomped her back.

Then squeezed her butt.

"Oww." She complained. "I h8 U 4EVR!11!11ONE!1!11!"

"No you don't"

"Don't what?" Daisy said with a smile.

"What's for dinner?"

"I made your favorite!" Daisy cheered, bringing him to a table with a silver platter. She deftly pulled it up, revealing a plate of the finest PASTA.

"Pasta..." Luigi cried.

"YES. PASTA."

"PASTA? PAAASSSTTAAA! WOMAN ARE YOU CRAZY?"

"Luigi, stop, you're scaring me!"

"I. HATE. PASTA!"

"D:" Daisy screamed falling to the ground in a heap of failure. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"Ha. Got you." Luigi smirked. Which was promptly replied to with a pan to the face.

"I'LL KEEELL YOUUUUUU."