Luigi came home, tired from his day at work.
"Oh honey, I'm home!" Luigi said breaking the door down as he entered, due to his MAN STRENGTH.
A sweet aroma filled the house, 'FOOD' Weegee thought.
"OHAI LUIGI!" Daisy screamed glomping Luigi, who also glomped her back.
Then squeezed her butt.
"Oww." She complained. "I h8 U 4EVR!11!11ONE!1!11!"
"No you don't"
"Don't what?" Daisy said with a smile.
"What's for dinner?"
"I made your favorite!" Daisy cheered, bringing him to a table with a silver platter. She deftly pulled it up, revealing a plate of the finest PASTA.
"Pasta..." Luigi cried.
"YES. PASTA."
"PASTA? PAAASSSTTAAA! WOMAN ARE YOU CRAZY?"
"Luigi, stop, you're scaring me!"
"I. HATE. PASTA!"
"D:" Daisy screamed falling to the ground in a heap of failure. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"Ha. Got you." Luigi smirked. Which was promptly replied to with a pan to the face.
"I'LL KEEELL YOUUUUUU."
