I dunno what this is, it's based off a KHR 6927 doujinshi I saw off of youtube, I can't remember the name though. It's an AU and Dan and Arthur are house sitting while Hope and Amy are out. Dan gets onto the computer and sees... something. So he asks 'Papa' (he calls Arthur Papa instead of Dad because he's five) what it is...
P.S. It's all dialogue... Mostly... And very OOC...
THIS PAGE BREAK IS SEPARATING YOU FROM THE HILARITY OF THIS STORY!
"Hey, Papa?"
"Yes Dan."
"What does this mean?"
"What does what mean?"
"This." *Click* "What does 'gay papa' mean?"
~moment of shocked silence~
OH MY GOD, HOW DID HE EVEN GET ON THIS SITE?! *looks down at the website* D MN IT HOPE, YOU HAD TO LEAVE YOUR YAOI ON, DIDN'T YOU?! WHAT DO I SAY TO DAN- HE'S TOO YOUNG TO LEARN ABOUT THIS STUFF. IF I TELL HIM NOW, THEN HE'LL GROW UP THE WRONG WAY AND GET IN TROUBLE DURING SCHOOL AND START DOING DRUGS AND GO TO JAIL AND OHMYGODHE'SGONNAGETSOMEB#$%!PREG-
"Papa?"
"Oh, um... Well, what do you think it is Dan?"
"Is it a type of Papa?"
Oh, look at his excited eyes- NO! I have to manage this carefully, without any screw ups, any mistakes, any-
"Is that your type of Papa?"
"Wha-what?!" OHGODWHY?! I THOUGHT HE WAS STILL INNO-
"So Papa's a Gay Papa... so a Gay Papa is an awesome ninja papa!"
HALLELUJAH! THANK THE LORD FOR INNOCENCE! "That's right Dan, Papa is a Gay-" *realizes what he's about to say*
*unaware* "Papa is a Gay Papa, Papa is a Gay Papa~ I can't wait to tell the neighbors!"
"WAIT! DAN-"
"We're home Papa, Dan!"
"Momma, guess what? Papa is a Gay Papa!"
"Oh really? Arthur, a word please."
"Yes m'am."
"Um... Dan?"
"Yes Amy?"
"Do you want to go tell the neighbors?"
"Sure!"
And from that day on, Arthur Cahill was regarded as a Gay Papa to the world.
~END~
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Horrible, I know! I just had to do it though! I picked Arthur's character to be like Dan but WAY over reactive! Hope is like Amy but much more straight forward. Hope you liked it~ And sorry for the cussing!
Disclaimer:
Me: HEY! Gay Papa! Get over here and do the disclaimer!
Arthur: *sobbing* WHY OH WHY?!
Me: Deal with the emotional damage later, DISCLAIMER.
Arthur: You're heartless.
Me: Nope, I'm not apart of Organization XIII or a heartless, although it turns or that Org. 13 really do have hearts...
Arthur: YOU'RE MAKING NO SENSE!
Me: Different fandom, DISCLAIMER!
Arthur: Fine! Leah Sora-Parker does not own the 39 Clues or anything else mentioned. OH DAN WHY?! *goes back to sobbing*
Me: Thanks, see you next time! (Secretly yells, "MAN UP!" at him. XD)
