Death Stories
Harry Potter drops dead
Harry Potter steps off the curb, does not look where he is going, and gets crushed under the wheels of a speeding bus. His arm torn off by the muffler, his legs crushed by the front wheels, his spine snapped in two, and his head rips from his neck and bounces off the street smashing into the windshield of a four door sedan. Oh well he sucked anyway good riddance.
Teletubbies drops dead
Tinky winky took his steak knife and plunged it into dipsy eye, he had enough. La la rushing to save dipsy grabs for the knife and gets it plunged into his neck, lodging there. Poh sitting stunned tries to run for his life, but slips in dipsy blood cracking his head on the corner of a counter killing him instantly. Roaring on the top of his lungs Tinky winky opens the kitchen window and dives out, falling six stories onto a spiked fence. Oh well they sucked anyway good riddance.
Sesame Street drops dead
Big birds eyes snapped closed for just a second but that was enough, he had sealed all the sesame street characters fates, they never knew what hit them. The bus they were riding in hit the concrete median with such force that it instantly tore the bus in half, Elmo tossed across the roadway into oncoming traffic, was still strapped into his seat when he was crushed under the wheels of a gasoline tanker. Oscar was decapitated by a fly piece of metal, his head landing four miles away in a trailer park. The rest of the Muppets were burned to death as the two parts of the bus exploded in flames torching the whole gang. Oh well they sucked anyway good riddance.
America idol drops dead
Randy Jackson shits his pants during a live show; Jennifer Lopez smells it and dives for Randy pants trying to eat his shit. Steven Tyler freaks out and snorts eight ounces of pure heroin off the judges table blowing out his eye balls, Ryan Seacrest who is up on stage watching, laughs himself to death. Show over .Oh well they sucked anyway good riddance.
Jersey shore drops dead
Someone nukes New Jersey. Oh well they sucked anyway good riddance.
Chronicles of Naria drops dead
The lion eats ajax and flips out eating the entire family, he is ultimately captured and hung to death in front of the Eifel tower. Oh well they sucked anyway good riddance.
