Authors Note: Alt. Perryshmirtz! Haha! It's probably a crack couple anyways…but who cares! ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT follow my 'The Meeting Series'. None of that happened here. Rated M for a reason! Continue? Yes? No? Maybe?
Natty is out, PEACE!
He pulled closer to the warm and bigger body in front of him as they both lay on the sleazy hotel room bed. He came here once a month, just to see him. It was the only way they could be together and if they were ever found out then he'd be torn apart and the latter jailed for crimes against humanity.
Doofenshmirtz looked down at the small cybernetic body clutching his. They were idiots to give him bail. He was rich! That was just one of the many plusses from ruling the Tri State Area and having had control of the banks. He disappeared with ease and hid out at a hotel on the outskirts of town. Under a fake name, of course he wasn't an idiot. He had only pleaded insanity to go through with their plan. In one month time they'd both be gone without a trace. A smirk worked its way onto his face and he flipped both of them over so he was on top of the metal body. Looks like they were going into round three, he bent his head down to press his lips to the small beak. Small arms wrapped around his neck and pulled him more into the kiss. This is what they risked their lives for…and to them…it was all worth it.
He bit the bill and earned a small moan, this encouraged him to keep going. He placed gentle bites down and under the beak, making the platypus tilt his head back to receive more. Wanting more, needing more.
The animal had since closed his eye and deeply purred as the man bit his bill, softly biting down the beak until he reached underneath it. He tilted his head back and he was rewarded with even more. A large hand slowly slid itself down the metal and the cyborg opened his legs just the slightest for preparation…but then…everything stopped. The hand retracted and the larger body slid off the bed. He lifted his head to see what his lover was doing and sat up, silently watching the man's movements. He knew instantly what was going on and sighed, their relationship couldn't survive much more of this.
Heinz slowly lowered his hand to slide down the metal to some place more tempting, the body underneath him opened its legs in anticipation. He hesitated and then stopped completely, getting off the bed and wandering over to the curtained window. He pulled it open and gazed out at the night time lights of Danville that lit up small pieces of the dark in twinkles. It seemed close, too close to put behind either of them. Out of the corner of his eye he was able to see his lover, his general, his nemesis walking over to stand beside him.
Perry the Platyborg got off the bed to stand by the man's side, absentmindedly playing with the fabric on the black sleeve of the dark outfit that fit him so well. It reflected Doofenshmirtz in a way; it reflected the pain and suffering he'd been through and also of what he bestowed upon others in the time of his rule. The cyborg found it absolutely hilarious that they ended up being together and he'd laugh about it whenever he could. When he wasn't paying attention a small smile crept to his bill and he hadn't noticed the man was staring at him, he hardly noticed when he was picked up and slammed hard against a wall either. Lips met bill once more and this time it was the larger male that moaned when the kiss was deepened. The lips were pulled away as they both stopped to catch their breaths. A heavy lidded brown eye met a dark blue determined one and before either of them knew it they were on the bed again.
Round three proceeded after all.
The sunlight peeked into the room and dimly lit it up. A ray of light shone into the cyborg's one eye, waking him up and making him yawn. He sat up rubbing his eye, turning to gaze down at the sleeping man right next to him facing the other way. He smiled and glanced at the digital clock on the bedside table all the way across the room.
10:03AM.
A frown took place on his bill and again he gazed down at the larger body next to him, this time with a longing frown. He'd have to go soon and their next meeting wouldn't be until another month. Why did things have to be like this? What they had was forbidden and extremely punishable, he'd be killed and Doofenshmirtz jailed for life. Both of them would be destroyed, him on the outside and the man on the inside and for what? Why couldn't they be together? A dictator and a cybernetic platypus, that wasn't too wrong…right?
He shook his head and his frown changed into that of anger. Nothing they did or had was wrong! They had a right to be together if they wanted to. You love who you love, there's no problem with that! So why was it such a crime? His expression changed again and this time to sadness. He wasn't in denial but…how come sometimes his feelings felt wrong?
Doofenshmirtz awoke to tiny sniffs and lifted his head to turn it around. He watched a few small tears fall down the animals face and he decided that that was enough, he didn't want to see it anymore. He'd do anything to bring a smile to that bill. In fact…
He wiped away the animals tears and leaned in to place a small kiss on the top of the beak, then lowered his head to connect with the orange bill. He felt the mouth curve into a smile and his mission was accomplished, although he wasn't the one who used to go on missions way back then.
Perry smiled during the kiss. This was what they had; this was why they stayed together. What they had was too good to lose and they couldn't afford to.
The door to the hotel room was kicked in and they both knew it was over.
