Banana Man.

It was just a bright and sunny day at school for Len. He was walking to his last class of the day all the while, he was snacking on his delicious banana.

He got to the health room either a bit early, or the other class was just late, because they were just now picking up their stuff to leave for their last class. Of course, Rin Kagamine, Len's twin sister would be first out like always, though as he waited, boys and girls alike would stop and blush at the sight of Len. Yup, He was just your average middle school student…

As soon as the flaxen haired boy was about to eat the last bite of his banana, a disturbance had stopped him.

"Len!" Rin called in a sing song voice. He looked at his twin, and then gasped, as she knocked the last bit of banana he had left to the ground. "I forbid you from eating anymore bananas" She yelled at him, also pointing to the banana lump on the ground. He soon got over his depression of the loss of his addiction, but was beginning to be filled with rage.

"What! No! You can't do that Rin!" He exclaimed as his angry aura slowly grew.

"Banana's can give you cancer though!" She yelled back, "The health movie that we watched today said so! Because of the fact that banana's have potassium, which is radio active-" But before Rin could squeeze anything else out of her mouth, he cut her off.

"Banana's are radioactive?"

"Yeah?"

"The stuff that makes people turn into super hero's?" His mood lightened a bit.

"I gues-" she was cut off again, by an ecstatic Len.

"Sweet! So I can be Banana Man!"

"Wha-"

"I'm going to have a radioactive sign on my chest, and carry a banana gun around screaming "Potassium Powers! Activate!" Hah! This is going to be amazing! Thanks Rin!" Was all he said, before skipping off to find some banana's, leaving a confused, and dazed sister in his wake.

[A/N:] hey, you know I should be working on my Kuroshitsuji fan fiction: His Butler Loved, But I couldn't resist this. I was eating banana's a few days ago, and my mom explained all that stuff to me, and what Len said, was exactly what I said… I'm special… Len's special… We're all just waiting to take a trip on the short bus huh? :D anyways, Reviews appreciated. Love you all(: not like that! :3

Forever, yours truly.