"Didn't Haruhi do well today?"
Kyoya calmly shut the door to the third music room. "Well, he's not completely without manners."
Tamaki frowned. "Kyoya! He did better than that and you know it."
"Sixty percent of his customers made appointments to be with Haruhi tomorrow."
The host club king beamed. "See? And that was just his first day hosting! A bit more practice and some more experience, he will bring in as many ladies as any one of our other members!"
"As many as you?"
"That will take much more practice and training! Haruhi may be able to charm them naturally, but he will have to develop that charm!" Tamaki sprinted slightly ahead of Kyoya. "Haruhi will need a mentor. As founder, president, and king of the Ouran High School Host Club," he struck a pose with one finger pointed up in the air and declared, "it is my duty, no my honor to take up such a role so that Haruhi can reach his full potential as a host!"
Kyoya calmly walked past Tamaki and his background of roses. "Haruhi might not want to be mentored."
"Then I will have to do it subtly!" Tamaki was too busy thinking and planning to see the vice-president turn his head to look at him. "I will impart my knowledge as a fellow club member, a friend, a father!" A black eyebrow rose.
"It is only natural for fathers to teach their wisdom to their children." Tamaki hurried to catch up to Kyoya. "In fact, the club is like a family! The twins are in the same year as Haruhi, so they would be like brothers, all three! I'm not sure what that would make Honey-senpai or Mori-senpai though," the blonde frowned, "or us for that matter."
"I'm sure you'll figure something out." Kyoya pushed his glasses up as they stepped outside, the glint of light masking his blink as his eyes adjusted to the bright sunshine. "Besides, you were the one who said you would be Haruhi's father."
"And so I shall be!"
