AN: So my husband and I were playing Rock Band and downloaded some new songs. One of the songs we fell in love with was 'Skullcrusher Mountain' by Jonathon Coulton. All I thought of while listening to the lyrics was holy cow this song is about Aro!! I laugh my butt off every time I hear it, picturing Aro sitting in Volterra with his Ipod playing this song tapping his grey fingers plotting!!! Lol

Enjoy..


Aro POV

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

("Demitri, I have been informed of a coven of powerful vampires with interesting abilties. Do whatever you have to bring my new guests to me"

Hmmm.. I wonder what the three unique Cullens are upto? Maybe I should drop by and pay a visit. I glance to my right to see Marcus scowling at me. "WHAT!?!? And wipe that bored look of your face. Heidi will be here soon with lunch!"

"Just stop tapping your fingers it is really getting on my nerves" Marcus snapped. Geez…He really is getting more and more Emo everyday! Aro thought chuckling to himself. I wonder where Caius is?)

(Ah Demitri is back with my new pet…This one better not even think of turning me down like those Cullens last month. Coming to my city asking for death, then life, then freedom – Geez make up your mind. Stupid mind blocking sweet smelling human.)

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

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You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet

(Good lunch! – what a waste they could have been promising. "Fine Marcus we can play Parcheesi go set it up, I will call Caius")


Absolutely 'cheesi' but this idea has been rolling around in my head since I first heard the song and I had to get it out! LOL!

Out damn spot!

/Reviews are fun

//so are slashies

///oooh Edward after slashies are fun too