Anonymous asked: Can you do a Reylo drabble where Kylo decides to get more in touch with Darth Vader, he needs theme music too so he orders a storm trooper to follow him around and play music whenever he fights. In a battle with Rey, the storm trooper plays he music but instead of an ominous instrumental it's like really intense tango music. I'd like to see how Rey and Kylo react.
The First Order thought it had faced its worst moment when Starkiller Base imploded, rendering decades of work to mere space dust. But they had been entirely unprepared for Kylo Ren's latest project. Trying to replicate his grandfather, who had often been greeted on Coruscant by large bands playing intimidating music, he now had a group of Stormtroopers that followed him around, announcing his presence with a sudden burst of bass and brass.
One of the sanitation crew cracked his head when Kylo Ren decided to come use the fresher he was working in.
The radar operators lost their hearing for a full week when he decided to make a surprise inspection.
The Stormtrooper band had quickly found their fellows hiding most of their belongings.
Hux had nearly throttled Ren when he appeared on the bridge after his band had come in first. It wasn't enough that they announced his presence, but they provided background music to almost every act of his. Kylo reached for something, a sudden flare of brass. He sat down, a brooding melody began to play. Hux started to talk, a silly little ditty was played.
They'd even come in to a conference with the Supreme Leader, playing what Kylo himself had composed, calling it inspirational music for their new plans to destroy the Resistance.
The Supreme Leader had told Hux that it sounded like Sarlaccs mating, and that Hux was to consider a suicide mission for the band a personal favor to Snoke.
So Hux found the most heavily defended Resistance base they knew of, then told the men in the band that it was a mark of honor to be chosen for this particular mission, and they they were encouraged to take their instruments and Ren with them.
Which was how Rey found herself staring down half a dozen Stormtroopers, now playing intense music as Kylo Ren advanced on her with his lightsaber. She'd merely been out for a walk, when a sudden burst of music had alerted her. She wound up laughing, barely parrying the blow that was coming for her.
Ren snarled. "Stop laughing! They're intimidating!"
Rey found herself laughing all the harder, especially when Ren turned around to vent his frustration on a nearby rock formation. The band squealed to a stop, waiting until Ren had deactivated his lightsaber and turned back to her.
A sultry melody wove through the air, a lover's dance.
Rey's eyebrows shot up. "No! Absolutely not!"
But Ren seemed entranced, slowly swaying. "Come now, surely one dance won't hurt." He suddenly moved, one hand on her waist, the other one leading as he twisted her around.
She felt her toes stir up the dirt as he spun her. "You were just trying to kill me!"
"But the music! I've been following what the music tells me to do!"
"Fuck the music!" She yelled as he dipped her. The music suddenly grew deeper, like something out of a holodrama. And his lips were coming towards her, and he was kissing her. She tried to escape, but he only wound up spinning her in his arms. A discordant whine suddenly rent the air, the Stormtrooper's ballad suddenly replaced by panicked notes as Resistance fighters started to fire at them.
Kylo Ren dumped her on the ground as he ran.
Rey stared at him as he left, wiping her mouth with her sleeve. She swore as she got up and chased them to their shuttle, sped along by the peppy music that drifted back to her. None of the troopers had fallen, and their shuttle was already moving away.
Hux was so angry that there wasn't even one casualty among the band that he ordered them on sanitation duty for an entire month.
Kylo wound up mopping the floors with them, unwilling to leave his band.
