Weddings are so Tiresome

Summary: Four months after the pinkest wedding ever, it's finally the week of Lillianne's and Law's wedding. Hopefully nothing goes wrong.

Anime/Manga: One Piece

Category: humor/romance

Pairings: LawxLillianne and DoflaxShell

Chapter 1

Shell remembered when she got married four months ago. Ha, how could she not? A hell week filled with fights, jealousy from others and happiness. It WAS the pinkest wedding of the century.

Now, she was unsurprised when Law told her before she got married that he was going to propose to Lillianne after Shell's wedding. He even had the ring picked out- a circular amethyst set into a silver ring with a ring of swirls etched into the metal around the jewel.

It was very beautiful and Shell had given Law brownie points for picking out such a beautiful ring.

Now, when Law had told Doflamingo…

No, the blonde didn't kill Law.

But Law DID receive a black eye.

And then Doflamingo received a black eye from Shell.

Let's just say that Shell was pissed at him for acting so childish. After a long three hour discussion with her husband, Shell finally convinced the blonde that Law was NOT going to pick her apart to see what her insides looked like or what would happen if he took whatever out of her.

Shell was still surprised by how much Doflamingo cared about Lillianne, even protecting her from a massive pervert back in the bar before the couple's wedding.

Even though they didn't really plan for children, both thought of Lillianne as their daughter. Shell could consider Lillianne her daughter because she was only 25 when she first found Lillianne, at 13-years old and raised her with the help of Ivankov.

Right now, Shell, Lillianne and Ivankov- in his woman form- were crossing off things they already had for the wedding. "Alright! So we ordered the cake, the tuxes, the honeymoon suite…" Ivankov mentioned other things on the list and smiled. "Darling, this won't be as fun as Shell-san's wedding."

"It isn't fun because I can't see Law for a WEEK!" Lillianne pouted, crossing her arms over her chest childishly.

"Payback's a bitch." Shell snorted. "Its revenge for what you did to me."

"IT WASN'T THAT BAD!" Lillianne wailed.

"Now you know how I felt!"

"Girls," Ivankov scolded, causing both girls to glare at each other, but look to the tall woman. "Enough, we still have to plan the bachelorette party. Now, where should we look into?"

Lillianne raised her hand and Ivankov picked her. "We should have it at a bar, no boys allowed." She grinned.

"Remember the last time you went into a bar?" Shell mentioned and Lillianne's grin fell. "You were lucky that Doflamingo was there at the time."

"It's not like I went by myself! I'm only 17!"

"Almost 18 hun." Shell corrected and the redhead pouted again, looking quite adorable. Shell sighed. "Lillianne, don't be such a-."

OP

"-pansy! You did the EXACT same thing to me and Shell. You can live a week without her!"

Law glared at the taller Warlord and crossed his arms over his chest. "Lillianne wanted to do the ordinary customs for a wedding."

"And that's EXACTLY what we're doing." Doflamingo grinned. "It's a little thing called 'payback's a bitch'."

And that was a phrase that Shell had said quite often.

Of course, the blonde was happy for Lillianne since he had his own marriage 4 months ago. He suddenly frowned to himself.

His daughter….was getting married.

Honestly…he NEVER thought he was going to find the perfect woman. All the other woman he went out were either boring, too clingy, too bitchy or just plain uninteresting. Then Shell finally came around when he was 30 and she was 18. Of course, he was quite a bit older than her, but he had allowed her to stay in his home until she decided to go back out.

It was only a few months later when she left, wanting to travel the seas. From 18 to 28- ten years in between- she had gained a crew and a daughter. It's when Doflamingo- who was at the still young age of 39- met up again with Shell and he once again allowed her to stay, also allowing her "daughter" Lillianne to stay.

In a few short months, the two had began dating and when Shell was 30 and he turned 41, he finally confessed how much he loved her after Lillianne nearly died from a poison she HERSELF made. Shell was quite shocked when he had told her how much he loved her and cared for Lillianne like a daughter himself.

Of course, now since the two were married…..

Law glanced up at the blonde as he suddenly got a look of horror on his face.

"OH FUCK! I JUST REALIZED THAT-!"

…..

"-YOU'RE A FUCKING, CHEATING BITCH!"

The three women- Shell, Lillianne and Ivankov- were all taken aback by the comment said by the woman in front of them. She was fat, had a double chin and huge hips that came out of her sides like giant tumors. Her hair was flat and greasy and her eyes were green and ugly.

The three women exchanged glances and then looked back to the woman. "I beg your pardon?" Lillianne questioned.

"YOU HEARD ME!" the woman shrieked. "YOU STOLE LAW-SAMA! JUST LIKE THE SLUT BEHIND YOU STOLE DOFLAMINGO-CHAN!"

The woman didn't hear it Shell's low growl, but Lillianne did.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TAKE ANYBODY YOU WANT HUH?! WELL GUESS WHAT?! YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE HIM! STUPID, REDHEAD, WEAK BITCH!"

And then the woman punched Lillianne across the face.

Both Ivankov and Shell were shocked by the sudden turn of events as Lillianne recoiled back, clutching her left cheek. The redhead made a small noise that sounded like a whimper and pulled her hand back, seeing splotches of blood. The woman's rings that were on her hand had cut into Lillianne's cheek.

"Uh-oh…." Ivankov said quietly when she could feel the dark aura beginning to surround Shell's form.

Shell's hands curled into tight fists and she gently grabbed Lillianne by her shoulders and handed her to Ivankov.

"She's gonna die…." Ivankov finished her phrase.

The woman's eyes got wide and full of fear as the dark aura surrounding Shell became darker and bigger, nearly engulfing the woman as Shell approached her. "So…make a choice bitch. How do you want to die? Slow and painful, or quick and painless?"

Lillianne shuddered. She had heard her captain's voice become so evil once or twice in the years they've been together.

The woman backed away in fear and Shell smirked evilly, her pupils turning to very thin slits as her anger rose. The woman screamed and turned on her heel, intending to run off but Shell commanded the darkness of her aura to snatch the woman.

Tendrils of darkness zoomed from her aura and wrapped around the woman's neck tightly and slamming her onto the ground. The woman screamed for help as the tendrils dragged the woman towards Shell and one wrapped around her mouth, silencing her screams.

Shell brought out her sword and commanded the shadows to drag the woman into an ally way so they wouldn't be disturbed.

Lillianne cringed as she heard the blade come down, cutting off something. She still heard the woman scream, even though her mouth was gagged. "You should've thought twice about insulting my daughter. You can insult me, but you DO NOT insult my daughter."

Lillianne heard three more slices and heard Shell's dark chuckle. "Any last words?"

She heard the woman plea, but Shell tsked. "Sorry, no second chances." And with one last swift move, Lillianne heard the blade come down and everything fell silent. She saw the aura die down and finally fade.

Shell came out with her sword sheathed and splotches of blood on her face and clothes. She came up to Lillianne and got the corner of her shirt wet to wipe up the blood on Lillianne's cheek. "I'm sorry about that, but no one insults you and gets away with it."

Lillianne only smiled at her captain's over protectiveness. "I forgive you Captain-sama."

"Now then! Shall we head out to find the perfect place for the bachelorette party?!" Ivankov suggested.