Brazil: Bom Dia! *Waves to viewers*Welcome to Hetalia Question and Answer! I'm your host, Brazil, and my little American friend here is too! Say hi to the viewers! *pats friend on the head*
Rhode Island: Hi. *Looks at Brazil* There, I said hi. Can we get going with this?
Brazil: *Laughing* Tell the viewers a little somethin' about yourself! Like, Brazil is the fifth largest country in the world, has a state bigger than France, dresses with little clothing, and has an island in the middle of the Amazon River that is bigger than Switzerland! Take that, western countries! Okay, Rhode Island, your turn! *Smiles brightly*
Rhode Island: *Sighs* Well, we are the smallest state in America… We are one of the only states to have coffee milk… Uh, we were the last of the thirteen countries to become a state…. *Turns to Brazil, embarrassed* Can I stop? Saying this stuff is embarrassing!
Brazil: Well fine! *Turns to viewers* This is where you come in! You viewers out there review with any questions you want and Little Rhody and I will get them out here, no matter if they have a gun or stuff *Turns to RI* Now Rhody! Go get the other assistants! *In a sing-song voice* I'll be waiting!
Rhody: Ugh, fine. And don't call me that! I have a bigger name! The biggest name in the US and you know it! *Walks away*
Rhody: *Comes back* Here you go Brazil…. I don't like them all though.
Brazil: Oh, it's okay, Rhody! Just let them introduce themselves and we'll be off!
Niagara Falls: Hi! I'm Niagara Falls, an assistant for helping get the countries here! Just don't get me started on Iguassu or Victoria…
Singapore: Hello. I'm Singapore! I'm also an assistant… I might be a relatively new country, but I put up with England! He might not be my bro anymore, but I still visit him on Christmas! (Still thinking about what happened)
Brazil: Well, the others are… Detained for this episode. Well, you know what to do, guys!
Niagara: Ask us anything! *Serious look in eyes* Anything… Except about Iguassu and Victoria!
Singapore: Bye! Have fun with the questions though, but not too much. We want everyone alive and stuff.
Rhody: *Sipping coffee egg-nog she created* What are you waiting for? Ask us stuff! I hate waiting for this stuff…
Brazil: Well that's it for this episode! Join us soon here in Brazil with (Hopefully) some fun questions to be answered! Fui!
