Summer comes around quick around to Hyrule. Cicadas cry, grasshoppers chirp, evil creatures, unfortunately, lurk... But I, Link, cannot say not a single word because I am always silent, right? I only nod, I only shake my head in answer to questions. Sure, I yell a lot, and scream a lot, and gasp and shudder a lot, but I never talk. I sigh and I keep walking through the grass, but the annoying fairy, Navi, stops me, "Hey, we need to go see Zelda!"

I shake my head.

"We really need to go!"

Again I shake my head and set off to the Kakariko Village instead. I hear the fairy grumble behind me. She always wants to get right to the places and the quests, but I like to take my time. Zelda can wait. I mean, what's the point of seeing a princess who you'll never be rewarded by anyways? Whenever I finish a quest for her, or save her life, she gives me nothing, not even a little peck on the cheek. And I can't ask for one because that would be strange, and I also have that problem about me talking anyways. Dude, that farm girl at the Lon Lon Ranch has given me more.

"Link, we need to go see Zelda!" Ugh, the stupid fairy wheedles again as I walk up the steps to the village. Won't she just shut up? "Wait, where are we going to do here, Link?" Navi changes the subject as she notices that I have stopped by the doctor's office. "Link? Link!"

I walk inside and close the door on the fairy right as she begins to say something else. I smile as I hear a small thud on the door. I walk to the counter where a nice lady greets me, "Welcome, how may I help you?"

I point to the schedule list as Navi somehow appears back next to me.

"Ah yes! Mr. Link I believe. The doctor's office is to the right!"

"Wait, when did you schedule an appointment?" Navi exclaims as I walk inside the office door.

An old bald man with spectacles and a white beard and mustache greets me jollily, "Welcome Link! How may I help you, Chosen One?"

I try to make him figure out what I'm trying to say. I need help. Navi tries to interpret, "Uhh, he needs a... a... a bandage?" I growl and shake my head. Where's a piece of paper. I need a piece of paper! "He needs... head-ache medicine?" I shake my head violently again, giving Navi an evil eye. "Oh, he's hungry!"

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO!! I think to myself and shake my head. I take out my sword in desperation and begin engraving something into the wall, to the doctor's protest. I write out, Say the following.

The doctor looks at the letters I write under the instructions for a while and finally says, "...Baldor...?"

"YES!!!" I scream finally.

"Whoa, you've never spoken before, Link. How did that happen. All this time and I thought you were a mute!" Navi says.

"My name isn't Link! It has always been Baldor. But one day I was jinxed and so there for could not talk at all because no one ever said my name. Eventually people began to forget what my name was and began calling me Link."

"Why didn't you tell me that?"

"Are you dim? I couldn't! And Navi," I put my hand on her small shoulder sincerely, "You're horrible at reading."

"Wait," the doctor said at a loss, "your name is really Baldor?"

"Yeah."

"You know," Navi said, "your voice is really high-pitched. I would've never guessed."

"Thank you so much, Doc!" I shake his hand, and jump up in the air and both Navi and I say at the both time, "YES!!"

"Jinx!" Navi says to me and I fall to my knees in defeat.

Dang it!