AN: Sew U fuking losers dink u can writ a fanifc? Wel, im fuking dyselzic, and mehs can writ bettah tahn U!
Yeh, sew i suddenly went wtf becuz a protal 2 teh world teh legned of Melda si in. i fell in clusily. Tehn, i c malone11111
"fuk mah, baitch1' i scraem, tehn we fuk. Tehn, melda sowhs pu tahn i fuk bot at teh sam tim becuz i a fuk machine1111
Becuz i hav a big dik, i decide 2 infroce hyrul's laws taht shold b in rel lif. Polygamy11111111
Sew i kil al the YAOI fangrils taht hav no lif othre than wrting fnaifcs abot theyre favarito gaiz hafing fuk. Tehn, i liv in hyrule wit mai wifess.
Moarl of storah: girlz are fuk objects.
