So when KND ended, I was all like, "REALLY MR. WARBURTON! YOU COULDN'T GIVE US A REAL KUKI X WALLY MOMENT?" So I'm writing this story (even though there were SOOOO many others) about a new mission called, Operation K.U.K.I.

Kooks

Uses

KND

In unbelievable ways

(I don't own KND, it belongs to Mr. Warburton)

Chapter 1: Abby can't take it

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

Abby had tried everything to block them out. Magazines, head phones, nothing. She growled as a girl with oversized green sweat shirt yelled at the small blond Aussie.

"Rainbow monkeys aren't stupid!" she yelled.

"Yes they are!"

Kuki's hair burst into flames along with her eyes. "NO THEY ARE NOT!"

The Aussie, known as Wally, backed away with a frightened look. "Oi! Yep you're right. Not stoopid at all" he managed to choke out.

Kuki's hair turned back to it's normal raven black along with her eyes turning back to their sweet violet color. "Yay!" she squealed and skipped back to her room behind a curtain. It was painted with a big Number 3 on it.

Wally rolled his eyes as soon as she was gone and plopped down on the couch. He used the remote to turn on the TV and watched.

Abby got up and walked over to her best friend, Hoagie. "Hey Numbuh 2, Numbuh 5 can't take it anymore!"

Hoagie looked at her with a weird look. "How many times do I have to tell you, call me Hoagie. Plus, what are you talking about?"

Abby sighed. "They've liked each other since they were 7 and joined KND. We're 12 now! FIVE WHOLE YEARS OF SMALL BLUSHES AND HUGS! Abby can't take it!"

Hoagie put a hand on her shoulder. "Calm down Abby. Maybe we can help them"

Abby turned and looked at Hoagie in surprise. "What do ya mean?'

Hoagie blushed as he looked at her with those eyes. "W-What I'm saying is, remember when Wally got jealous of Ace when he pushed her on the swings that one day?" he asked.

Abby nodded. "Abby remembers. So?"

Hoagie smirked. "I think the key to getting them to confess, is to work with Numbuh 3"

Abby raised an eyebrow. "What nonsense are you speakin' of?" she asked. She took off he red hat to fix her ponytail that she now usually wore instead of a braid.

"What if we told Kuki that Numbuh 4 likes her, but then use her to make Wally so jealous he confesses?" explained Hoagie.

"Wouldn't it be easier to tell Wally so he'd confess?" asked Abby.

Hoagie chuckled and put his arm around Abby, making the girl blush. "Oh Abby, You should know I like to tinker with things"

Abby was silent.

"Tinker, get it? Fix things, make it more interesting"

Abby face palmed herself. "Five years and you still tell terrible jokes" she sighed.

Hoagie glared at her. "Whatever! Are you in or not?"

Abby smiled. "Oh yeah. Numbuh five is in" she said in a silky smooth voice.

And that's the end of Chapter 1. Hope you enjoyed it. And remember to...

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