WOOO!!! First fan fic!!! Ok! My very weird mates and myself created this... ENJOY!!!

Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! Cough ok I don't own everything... only Will... not even him?! Omg I need to talk to my agent!! I only own MY plot and MY characters!!!

Ermmmmm........Savvy?

Cinema tantrums, lost shoes Fainting friends


"Human hair.... From my back''

"Human hair.... From my back''

No, there's not an echo in the cinema, its just Rk (Rk is my best mate she has the same name as me and it gets really confusing so we just call her Rk.) saying Jack Sparrows lines a second before he says them. We've been to see PotC 12 times! But hey, I'm not complaining any excuse to see Orlando Bloom!

Will Turner appears on the screen, Jess (other mate bit ditzy but a fellow orli lover though) and I lean towards the screen whereas Rk leans back (she's a Jonny lover). I decide that I can tear my eyes away from Will's butt to get a drink, I reach for my drink but.... Wait a sec... now where I put that? I look round trying to find who has stolen my beloved cola, I look to my right to see Jess flinging popcorn at people's head's in front. I resist the urge to join her; I'm on a mission. I look left and see Rk leaning so close to the screen (Jack must be back on) that she is almost resting on the guy's head in front of her hand in her hand she's clutching ...... :o MY POP!!!! I lean over trying to reclaim MY pop but she reads my mind and moves! I slowly lean further and further over to her until.... YES!!! It's mine!!! There's a sudden pull no! I tug back.

Rk and I are now having a silent tug-o-war with MY drink! I squeeze hoping she'll get the message and let go but I only succeed in making the plastic lid pop and fly off in the opposite direction. Then.... In slow motion Rk gave a sudden pull and my precious cola flew all over the guy in front! I looked at Rk open mouthed and turned to see a very sticky, annoyed guy glaring at me... so, I did what any other girl would do in my situation... I threw the now empty cup on Jess' lap I pointed at her and Rk followed suit. Jess finally having caught on only managed a "Wha?'' Before we were thrown out. "Wait a go Rk! Just go and get us thrown out!'' I shouted rubbing my sore bum "Well at least I saw Jack, the rest was just Will and Elizabeth'' she said trying to put on her visor without making her look like Yoda from star wars.

After arguing for a lil longer we decided to head to McDonalds and eat sensibly like normal people for once but, alas Jess flicked a chip at Rk, which started out a full on chip war with Jess covered in ketchup and Rk shouting "DIE CHIP, DIE!!!'' Which left me taking cover behind my Happy Meal box. After Rk had thrown all her chips, ate half of mine and succeed in turning Jess' hair red with ketchup we left, leaving the cleaners to clear up our war zone.

On our way back to my house Rk and I started debating whether Jack would look weird with a skin head and Jess, being as dramatically brilliant as she is, tried to do an impression of a drunken pirate but tripped on a risen slab and landed in the gutter minus a shoe, making her look even more like a drunken pirate.

When we finally made it to my house after dragging Jess back up. We went into my bedroom and put on the dvd...... wait for it........ POTC!!!! I decided to break the silence "Don't you think it would be cool if Will Turner was here?'' Rk shook her head "Nope Jack's waaaaaaaaaaaay fitter!'' "What ever, I wish they were here it would be loads more fun!" They nodded in agreement "And besides Will's butt is much sexier than Jacks!" Jess laughed "Waaaaaaaay better!" I turned my attention back to the movie when I received a blow to the head by a flying toy bear; launched by Rk "ooo you asked for it!" "This means war!!" I grabbed handfuls of stuffed animals and threw them in every direction hoping to hit anything... EXCEPT my Orlando life-sized poster!!! Drool I had just got a great shot of the back of Jess' head I heard a loud CRASH I dropped my ammo and headed towards the door when I received another blow to the back of the head courtesy of Jess. "Did you hear that?" Jess looked confused and Rk shook her head "Come on...."

We jumped down the stairs three at a time, making Jess loose her shoe again (the girl needs smaller shoes!). We headed towards the kitchen; I reached for the handle when I heard "WHAT?! No rum!!!" I jumped back, squashing Jess' toe earning me a thump in the back. I turned round "One of us has to go in there, you know to check things out" Jess and Rk looked at each other did a very scary grin then look back at me. Being their best mates and knowing all of their evil tricks (having used most of them on them () I quickly shook my head mouthing 'NO!' But, being the evil people they are grabbed me by my arms and shoved me face first into the door and onto the cold kitchen floor. TRAITORS!!! OWWWWWWWWW!!!! I rubbed my nose and tried to look around but everything was blurry. I saw a shadow stand over me and (with very rummy breath) say "al'rite luv?...... you wouldn' know where there be any rum de ya lass?" My vision goes back to normal... hold on... I know that drunken slur!!! I look up to see... (SHOCK SHOCK... HORROR HORROR lolz).... JACK SPARROW AND WILL TURNER!!! (A:N: yum!!!) "KEWL!!!!" Rk ran in the kitchen and stood in front of Jack. I stood up and headed over to Will when I heard BUMP Rk and I turned round to see Jess lying on the floor after seeing Will Turner. Jack walked over to her. "o..... so! Where's the rum?!"

DOOOOOOOONE!!!!..... Phew!! SO........ REVIEW!!!!!!!!! Or I'll set the terrible and ........ dribbling Jess on you! Lolz soz ...... I really need to stop eating bags of sugar before bed......

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