DISCLAIMER: I do not own Sonic The Hedgehog Characters

WASSUP! Second Fanfic. Decided to do one about a party. Enjoy.

CHAPTER 1: Lazy Ass

Sonic's House. Tuesday afternoon. 7:00pm

"Open the door here….."

"No, you open it you have more points."

"But I need the box. I have shitty guns."

"A MP5K and Galil aren't Shitty Shadow-"

"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.."

Here sat Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog, arguing on who's going to open the next door to the box in a game of Zombies. They kept on exchanging words, not even noticing that the zombies jumped them. As they continued cursing each other, Tails a entered the room.

"Guys. Guys, what the hell are you two yapping about, jeeze it's like an episode of Jersey Shore here." The fox bitched

"Well faker here was being selfish about opening this damn do-"Shadow noticed the game restarted. "MOTHERFUCKER SONIC, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE OF YOU, NOW WE HAVE TO DO THIS ALL OVER AGAIN!."

"Dude, calm the fuck down, it's just a game." Sonic said calmly.

"FUCK YOU," The Black hedgehog got up and threw his controller across the room, breaking it into pieces. Sonic stood up, a serious look on his face.

"You know you know me an extra controller you twat." Shadow gave him the bird and stormed out of the house. A neighbor stared at Shadow. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT, RETARD?" Shadow roared at the neighbor. He walked forward to him to feel the wrath of the ultimate lifeform, which was a powerful kick to the balls. The poor man cuffed his privates, crying in pain. Sonic and Tails looked on as the enraged black hedgehog kicked the shit out of innocent pedestrians.

"Talk about a rage quit." Tails snickered looking down the street. Sonic sat on the porch, rubbing his head. "Christ, now I have to buy an extra, shit. Tails, good friend, can you run over to Best Buy and-"

"And pay Fifty bucks on another controller, screw you. Since we'd killed Eggman, you have been here all this time doing nothing but playing Black Ops with Shadow. You should do something more productive.."

"Like killing more zombies…?"

"NO DUMBASS, I mean like go for a run, walk around, hang out, you know that type of shit."

"I do hang out with friends," Sonic defended as they walked back in the house

"Shadow and PSN users don't count" Tails countered. Then, something totally random happened. CRASH! Sonic heard it coming from the living room. "What the hell was that?" They ran into the room. A window had been busted to pieces. The cause: a rock...with a note. Sonic picked up the rock and read off the note.

'YOU ARE FUCKING MINE!'

"Who's it from?" Tails muttered. Sonic was quiet for a minute, the he chuckled.

"She's still nuts for me huh?." The blue hedgehog finally spoke.

"I guess so..." he muttered."you need help with that window?"

An hour later, they finished with the window and were watching the local news, eating Tyson chicken tenders. "Phew, the first time I did work with my hands besides gaming and wanking off." Sonic remarked. Tails suddenly remembered what they were talking about before the window incident.

"Speaking of that, you should get out of the house more often and do something, like walk around, buy food, rob a bank…er…you know what I'm saying.." The fox spat out. Sonic thought to himself for a moment and looked in the mirror. God, I look like shit. Maybe He's right. I should get out more. A sudden grin appeared on Sonic's face. I know! "Tails, you're right, and I know just what to do."

"What?"

"PARTY!"

"A party? Oh fuck no, remember what happened the last time we held a party…"

*FLASHBACK*

"Hey, hey, look what I have?" A drunken Shadow yelled as he came in through the crowded front door, holding a bag of weed. He set the pot on the table. "Let's smoke this shit." He handed a joint to Sonic. Tails came into the room

"I'm going to get some beer at the liquor store down the street, don't go burn the house down." he said. He grabbed his keys and drove off.

"*cough...who wants a hit?" Sonic asked the people around him.

10 minutes later…

Sonic and Shadow were standing outside with the Fire department. The house was nothing but a pile of ashes. Everyone who was inside made it out safely and left. The hedgehogs were approached by a really pissed-off Tails, fire in his eyes.

"Sorry about your house…." Sonic said.

*END OF FLASHBACK*

"Because of that, I now live in a piece of crap apartment in the poorest part of this city." Tails whined. "And I'm still pissed off at you and Shadow, mainly Shadow 'cause he's the one who brought that shit."

"I didn't say it would be at your place, 'cause it totally smell like shit in there," Sonic reassured him. The fox let out a sigh of relief"That's why It's gonna be here, at my place of comfort of peace and comfort...and zombie killing." Sonic grabbed a beer from the fridge. "I'll be on Friday, so I have two days to prepare for it."

"So you gonna tell everyone about it?" Tails asked.

"No shit sherlock, but I'll do it tomorrow."

"Why not now?"

"'Cause I'm really tired from fixing the damn window that 'someone' broke with a rock."

"Ok, see ya tomorrow."

"Yeah, yeah, see ya douchebag."

After Tails left, Sonic put on a pair of pj's and laid in his bed, listening to his ipod. He then got a phone call. It said Unknown.

"Hello?"

"Friday..." A dark, low pitch voice spoke with a seductive tone.

"Listen, if this is some kind of prank, fuck off." The dial tone came on. "Fuck." He then heard a loud 'WTF' outside. He opened his window up and saw Tails staring at his car. Someone tagged "I'm a doucebag" on it. Sonic fell to the ground laughing his ass off till he fell asleep.

Ok, second attempt, I think i did ok. What do you guys think? RATE AND REVIEW PLEASE. CHAPTER 2: PREPARATION coming sooon