(A/N: This is dedicated to Rachel, Lucie and Sara. Awkward Palm Trees forever! I'm sorry if Emmett and/or Rosalie are out of character—I don't have much practice writing about them. Also, if you want to see a picture of people doing The Awkward Palm Tree, Google "Awkward Palm Tree" and click on "images" and the first picture should be people doing The Awkward Palm Tree. Enjoy!)
The Awkward Palm Tree
There was an awkward silence. Emmett crossed his arms in front of him at the wrist.
"Emmett, what are you doing?" Rosalie asked.
"The Awkward Palm Tree!" Emmet answered exuberantly.
Rosalie frowned at her husband. "What in the world is that?"
"It's like The Awkward Turtle, but awesomer!"
"The Awkward Turtle?" Rosalie shook her head. "Emmett, I don't know where you pick this stuff up."
"The Internet!"
"The…Internet?" Rosalie repeated slowly.
"Yes." Emmett nodded. "The Internet."
Rosalie sighed in frustration. "Sometimes I don't know why I married you, Emmett."
Emmett grinned like a kindergartener who had just gotten candy. "It's 'cause I'm cute."
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