The Phantom of the Stratosphere
One day at the circus
A very thin tightrope walker
Was blown into the air
By a gust of wind
Now he's stuck between
The troposphere and mesosphere
The Phantom of the Stratosphere is there
Inside the sky
Someone please get me down
It's very dry up here
I'm sick and tired
Of people thinking I'm a cloud
And I think I see Nadir laughing at me
He will pay when the phantom of the Stratosphere
Manages to get down
Those who see you floating there
Think you're a balloon
Oh crap, look out!
A plane is heading straight toward you
Large volcanic eruptions and meteorites
In one combined
The Phantom of the stratosphere is there
Getting his ass kicked by nature
He's there, the Phantom of the Stratosphere
Beware the Phantom of the Stratosphere
In all your science classes
You always knew
That man up in the sky
Looked pretty cool
And in this part of the ozone
Where temperatures are climbing
the Phantom of the Stratosphere is there
Possibly affecting the climate
