The Phantom of the Stratosphere

One day at the circus

A very thin tightrope walker

Was blown into the air

By a gust of wind

Now he's stuck between

The troposphere and mesosphere

The Phantom of the Stratosphere is there

Inside the sky

Someone please get me down

It's very dry up here

I'm sick and tired

Of people thinking I'm a cloud

And I think I see Nadir laughing at me

He will pay when the phantom of the Stratosphere

Manages to get down

Those who see you floating there

Think you're a balloon

Oh crap, look out!

A plane is heading straight toward you

Large volcanic eruptions and meteorites

In one combined

The Phantom of the stratosphere is there

Getting his ass kicked by nature

He's there, the Phantom of the Stratosphere

Beware the Phantom of the Stratosphere

In all your science classes

You always knew

That man up in the sky

Looked pretty cool

And in this part of the ozone

Where temperatures are climbing

the Phantom of the Stratosphere is there

Possibly affecting the climate