Hello peoplez!

I hope u like this new story.

Basically it'll be numbuh 4 aka wally beetles in random and stoopid situations.

Some will be more random than others

Here we go.


Wally walked into the kitchen, his parents had taken Joey to the park so Wally was alone

He took out some eggs,bread, cereal and milk, and went to cook.

Wally never understood why his parents didn't let him cook, although he does have a tendancy to cause things to burst into flames. Sometimes he isn't even doing much, they just catch on fire. But now that he was alone he could cook.

He took two eggs and put them into the frying pan, although he forgot to crack the egg shell and take the shell off. He started singing 'Do you like waffles' and got so into it he forgot the eggs, Until they caught on fire.

"do do do do cant wait te get a mouthful! Wa-OHMYGAWD!" Wally shrieked.

He grabbed the milk and poured it to stop the fire.

"stoopid egg." He mumbled and threw them away.

He then decided to make toast.

He never used a toaster before so he couldn't figure out how to get the bread in.

"now lets see, ok there's a lever an' some hole-thingies. But where do ah put ta toast?" he questions.

He went on the computer and looked up 'Toaster' and it gave him instructions.

" oh! It goes in the hole!" he said in amazement.

He then went and put the bread in the toaster and pushed the thing on the side. Numbuh 4 looked inside the toaster to make sure it would cook properly, then when it was ready it hit him right in the eyes.

"MAH EYE'S! AH'M BLIND!" he yelled and he ran around the kitchen screaming for about 10 minutes. After that he got angry at the toast and threw it out a window. Accidentaly hitting a mailman in the process.

Then he got tired and just went to have cereal. When he touched the cereal it randomly burst into flames.

"What the crud! Ah didn't even do anything! How is that even possible!" he yelled

In the end he just went to Ihop and got waffles. And he had a official excuse to sing the song 'Do you like waffles.


So please review and tell me if you liked it, I have more randomer idea's in mind for later chapters.

Rev, fav and watch out for turkeys.