It was lunch time at Hogwarts in the Great Gall when suddenly a bright flash surrounded the hall. When everyone had recovered from their temporary blindness they were surprised to see a group of young men standing in the middle of the hall looking here and there in confusion.

One of them spoke up "Dude where are we?"

"We are obviously in Hogwarts" another replied

The first spoke with a snort "Hog whaat that's a funny name"

"I'll have you know that it is one of the finest magical schools in the world"

"Yeah whatever another one of your imaginations"

"My friends are not imaginary!"

At that moment another flash filled the room and a piece of paper landed in front of the head master. He took it and read it silently before clearing his throat and reading it out loud.

To all of Hogwarts

It is prime time the magical world learned about the existence of nations and what better way to do so than in a school! I have done this to improve the relations of the ministry with the government. Getting to the point, I have collected some videos which you will all watch to learn about the nations so I hope you enjoy! By the way you were all sent to Hogwarts using magic, just to clear things up a bit. Oh and time has stopped outside the room you are gathered in.

From

The Muggle Prime Minister

P.S. Sorry Arthur but I went through your spell books and had a wizard cast this enchantment on you all.

Murmurs broke throughout the hall which turned in to shouts.

"SILENCE!" Dumbledore roared

At that moment Britain walked towards the teachers table and spoke in a loud voice.

"Alright all of you listen up I don't know what exactly is going on but I believe that it is best to introduce ourselves. I am known as Britain. My official name is The United kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. I am a nation of this world and before you ask anything else Yes living incarnations of nations do exist" He nodded to the group and one by one all the nations introduced themselves. After that Britain conjured up a table for the nations to sit at.

Then suddenly the candles dimmed and a huge screen the size of a theater screen appeared at the end if the Great Hall. Then it began to play a video.

America: Dude I think the World Conference can convene! Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively!

(Belgium cameo)

"Wait what is this?" A student asked

"This is when all of us gather to talk and try to solve the world's problems"

America: No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops.

(Spain gets tea!)

America: Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for reelection!

(Sweden fixes his tie as Finland looks uncomfortably to the side!)

America: I'll go first; about that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be ok if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have her protect the Earth! I give you the Superhero Globoman!

"That that plan is never going to work" went through every non nation's head.

Japan: I agree with America because- (something something)

Switzerland: -Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!

"What was that about?" someone wondered out loud

"Japan never gives his own opinions he always agrees with America" Switzerland half yelled

England: There's no way some hero will help global warming or humanity's enslavement.

(England keeps talking. It's apparently about something in France being like a shower of spit. )

France: If Britain and America don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both!

England: Agincourt!

America: You Frenchies love to hate America! Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to!

France: Ever since we lost our status as a world superpower, condescending superiority and wine is all we have left!

England: Don't be too hard on yourself. What about mimes and body odor.

"What are they doing? Harry whispered to Ron and Hermione

They both shrugged.

China: Western nations are so immature. I doubt they ever grow up! Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese tasty treat?

(England: I used to be an empire {stuff I can't catch} French military victories!)

England and France: We'll just get hungry again!

"That's a good excuse!"

Spain: Hey! Why don't you say something, Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in!

Russia: What? Why me? No thanks!

(Liet looks like he's gonna vomit)

Russia: I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help!

(Bela holding knife to Latvia)

Russia: Then Latvia will be right behind! (Lativa: *crying*)

"Why is she holding a knife!"

"Huh oh she's always like that"

Estonia: You're so tough, next you'll try to pick a fight with Haiti!

Russia: Do you have a little detachable head?

Poland: Stop there! If you get any closer to Lithuania I'll get Lech Walesa and go all Solidarnosc on you!

Greece: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

America: It's like a UFC in here! Hey, that sounds like KFC! Hungry, anyone?

Everyone else: (grunting and arguing. Like this! Eh. Ah. Eh eh! Uh. Ah. Eh. Ah.)

China: Please everyone; calm down.

France: Eh! Ah! Stop! Get your hands off me! (some random roar)

"It seems like a kids playground instead of a conference room"

Germany: EVERYONE SHUT UP!

England and France: Germany!

Germany: We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past! And since I am the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we will follow my rules from here on out! Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit-chatting or side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit! Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salutes of my country's past!

"At least someone seems to have some sense in him" Hermione said

[Dancing Congress: Refers to Congress of Vienna, which was held in order to decide on issues Europe faced after Napoleon and France devastated the area. It was ridiculed since they all just danced and neglected discussion.]

(Italy's hand goes up)

Germany: Germany recognizes his friend Italy!

Italy: ….PAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Everyone's reaction was like: WHAAAAAAAAA?

(Opening sequence)

Germany: It is said that long ago in this land, there lived a man who conquered the Mediterranean Sea, and gained all the world's wealth. His name… was the Roman Empire. He had it all: the world's wealth, fame, and vast land. The man who gained everything… one day he just… disappeared.

"What happened to him? A Ravenclaw asked

"No one knows" Germany replied

[Then, during WWI]

Germany: Later! During WWI!

Germany: I'm supposed to be fighting a descendent of Rome right now… but so far no such luck.

..how weird…

We crossed that border with no problem, didn't we, Herr Stick? I'm so sorry I didn't share any of my liverwursts with you! The invasion was going so well I forgot about feeding mein sticky friend!

"Ksesesesese my little bruder has a little sticky friend! Kesesesesese"

"If you don't shut up I'll tell the guys at the pub to give you no beer"

"Wait wait wait I'm sorry don't take away my beer ill do anything!"

"Then sit quietly!"

[Wurst: A German sausage. It is said that originally this was made by nomads in western China and then was brought to Europe.]

Germany: Well you're right; I still shouldn't let my guard down. It's him we're talking about; he must have some sort of plan.

(Shocked noise)

Ominous Crate of Tomatoes—

(Germany: *flabbergasted sounds*)

"Huh?"

[To be continued]

Kids: Chibitalia!

Narrator: Is everyone listening? Once upon a time, in a house called the Roman Empire…

Chibitalia: It's next to my big brother France's house!

Narrator: …the newborn Italy lived with various other countries.

(HRE: *laugh*) (France: *laugh*)

Narrator: But one day, Italy's grandfather took him away, and forced him to leave his home and friends.

(Chibitalia: *cry*)

"That's so sad" A few girls cooed

Narrator: For a while, Italy spent his time drawing and singing with his unusually handsome grandfather.

(Chibitalia: Wah! Hehe!)

Narrator: Italy had a natural affinity for artistic pursuits, so his grandfather was delighted!

Chibitalia's thoughts: It's fun to draw pictures! Somehow I feel so Renaissance. I want to show my beautiful drawings to my big brothers France, and the Roman Empire, and that other big brother whose name I don't know because I haven't met yet! I can't wait to see everyone!

"You mean Romano?" Germany asked Italy but before Italy could reply,

"Of course he means me how many brothers does he have you damn potato eater!

Narrator: Unfortunately, when he met them again…

HRE: You must become part of the Roman Empire with me!

Romano: Fratello? You're a twerp compared to me!

(Chibitalia: Uwawawawawa…)

Narrator: …they had all become assholes.

"How can she say that? Does she not see the beauty that is France?" France said chewing on a handkerchief with tears in his eyes.

"What beauty you frog"

"Anglentre you wound me"

Everyone just looked at them weirdly.

HRE: Stop! I want you to become part of the Holy Roman Empire! No! Please!

Chibitalia: Waaaaah!

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

Hey Hey Mama! Could I have some wine? Hey Hey Mama. Hey Hey Mama

*colourfull background*

"What is this and why is Italy singing?"

"I don't know"

Draw a circle, that's the earth!

Draw a circle, that's the earth!

*little Italy, Japan and Germany are marching*

*little America, Britain, China, France and Russia are marching*

\"Huh?"

Draw a circle, that's the earth! I am Hetalia!

*Earth with countries around it*

Ah You can see the magnificent world with just a stroke of a paintbrush

*Italy with Pizza! Germany Saluting. Japan just standing. America with a hamburger. Britain with Flying Mint Bunny. France with rose. Just Russia. China with Panda*

"What is this?"

"Why are the axis and allies being shown like this?"

Toast with a big boot!

*Germany, Japan and Italy toasting with boots*

"Why are they toasting with boots?"

I am Hetalia!

"WHAT IS THIS!?"

Germany: *uncertainty*

Ominous Crate of Tomatoes—

"Huh where's the rest of it"

"Maybe the next video?"

"Maybe"