I don't know what possessed me to write this, but I did.
Featuring the 1st ever (probably) RWBY PSA!
If anyone comes off as OOC, I apologize in advance.
Inspired by RvB PSAs.
Post any constructive criticism if you have any, or if you found this mildly amusing.
I hope you enjoy.
PS: This isn't an attempt at making fun/criticising the storytype discussed in this oneshot.
PSS: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum.
RWBY PSA: A Rather Non-Heated Discussion
Blake Belladonna: Hello, I'm Blake Belladonna from the popular web series, 'RWBY'.
Sun Wukong: And I'm Sun Wukong from the same show.
BB: Recently, there has been a large upsurge in RWBY fanfiction that centers itself on a rather sensitive, often misunderstood, topic.
SW: And no, she isn't talking about self-grooming.
BB: What I'm referring to is the 'Faunus Estrous Cycle', otherwise known as the fan-dubbed 'Faunus Heat Season'.
SW: And while we do not discourage the … creativity of the internet people – some of them are actually pretty good – we, as Faunus, have decided that we must put some of the more absurd theories to rest. Let's begin, shall we?
BB: Firstly, does the Faunus race go through a monthly cycle of hormone imbalance? The answer is yes, we do. However, rather than having massive increases in hormone levels that causes an exaggerated heightened sexual state and almost-feral mind, an average Faunus Female cycle is similar to what an average human female faces once a month.
SW: As for male Faunus, we only experience a slight increase in adrenaline for a short period of time. Nothing too serious, really. We don't behave like feral animals.
BB: Secondly, we do not 'mark' other people as our property/territory. That's purely made-up fiction that came from the mind of a sexually-repressed teenager.
Yang Xiao Long: I seem to remember a time when you rubbed on my leg.
BB: …My sides were itchy.
YXL: Whatever you say…
BB: …Shut up, Yang.
SW: Moving on, just like Kitty said previously –
BB: Do not call me that.
YXL: But it suits you so well! Can I call you that?
BB: No. And shut up.
SW: Anyway, just like Kitty said, we do not become once-a-month sex-crazed animals that hump the first thing on sight. We have standards, too.
YXL: What's that supposed to mean?
SW: It means that I certainly won't do the nasty with a certain blonde…
Jaune Arc: Huh?
YXL: Excuse me? I have you know that some people would be happy to do it with me!
SW: That's what nobody said.
YXL: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD, MONKEY BOY!
SW: Err… gotta go. 'Runs off'
YXL: COME BACK HERE! 'Chases after Sun'
BB: … I give up. I'm never doing something like this again. 'Walks off'
JA: What's going on?
No Faunuses were harmed in the making of this PSA.
Well, not severely.
