A/N: Hello everyone! This is the first chapter of Anything and Everything, a group of unrelated oneshots about, well, anything and everything. Hope you like it! Reviews greatly appreciated, flames used to roast tofu hotdogs on sticks!

BB: Dude! So cool! That's, like, my fave.

Meh: I know, BB, I know…

BB: 0.0

Meh: ;))))

BB: OH HE-ACK NO! I'M TOO YOUNG FOR CARROT-LOVERS LIKE YOU! (runs away, screaming in fear)

Meh: (sigh) I love being creepy, you should try it some day. It has it's rewards! :D

On with the show!

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. If I did, Trouble in Tokyo would be rated R… for romance of course! And by that I mean both BBRAE and REDSILKIE fluffiness!

Why Beast Boy + Early Morning Training = :(

"Oh, Beast Boy! How you took down that dude using Brushogun's powers with your bare hands was so hot!"

"Yeah, so hot."

"Ladies, ladies, one at a time- there's enough of the Beast Man to go around." Beast Boy, at the moment, was back in the karaoke bar he stumbled upon in Japan right before fighting the evil inklings made by Tokyo's former "hero," the leader of the Troopers, directly through the abuse of the legendary Brushogun. Apparently, taking him down "on his own, with his own bare hands" was an instant chick magnet. And BB didn't mind it one bit…

"Garfield." The Changeling turned towards the sound, or as far as one could with a mob of girls monitoring his every move. That was when he saw her.

"Excuse me, ladies, but I need to go talk to that super hot chick over there for a second."

"Master of Sexiness, don't leave us now! Please come back!"

"I promise I will babe," BB replied, regarding to the pretty blonde with a nice package all in all. He really liked her, but at the moment, he had other matters to take care of. He walked over, shocked, to an all to familiar cat lady as pink as he was green, but this time, her once menacing smirk was replaced with a… pout?

"Mr. Sexy! Forgive me for what I have done, an offense against you and your not nearly as sexy friends! I had doubted your power of sexiness before, but now I know! I'm sorry." Said cat lady got onto one knee before the proclaimed "Master of Sexiness," bowing her head in respect.

"Babe, it's okay. But how come you didn't vanish after I single-handedly brought down Brushogun in the most sexy way possible?"

"I… have my ways. But we must not worry about that now, Gar, but celebrate that true lovers have once again been united. Come on, let's have some fun!" she exclaimed, clearly excited by what her knight in shining armor would do next.

Garfield, playing it cool and sexy as always, calmly stated, "Alright then, in that case, let us dance." But they both knew no dancing would take place. In that instant, Beast Boy fiercely, but all the while not too harshly, pushed the infatuated girl against the nearest wall, the world around the two slowly melting away. They both leaned forward, sparks flying around them in the form of fireworks. Their lips inched closer, closer, until they were just a mere inch away. But then…

"BEAST BOY! GET YOUR LITTLE GREEN BUTT OUT OF BED! MORNING TRAINING IS IN FIVE MINUTES!" yelled the Titans resident leader, clearly ticked at the Changeling's poor time management.

Said Titan, abruptly pulled from his fabulous dream, was pissed. "DAMN ROBIN, THE ONE TIME I ACTUALLY GET THE HOT CHICKS AND YOU RUINED IT!" Robin, clearly confused, chose just to ignore the strange remark. In Beast Boy's defense, Robin signed up for it, allowing the green teen on the team…

"Well too bad, 'cause we're gonna start in five, with or without you. But I highly suggest you come, or you'll be on laundry duty for a week." growled the annoyed Boy Wonder, tired of BB's childish antics.

"Ha, yeah right! Like you'll actually let me anywhere near your laundry after our special bonding moment last time…"

Robin blushed madly, his anger at the green Titan only worsening at an alarming rate. He had been trying to permanently remove that "special bonding moment" with Beast Boy from his long-term memory. Let's just say the Boy Wonder is forever in debt to the String Bean for keeping quiet. Beast Boy smirked, knowing he had won that round. "Just be in the gym in five minutes, or else I'll make sure Raven makes your next few weeks a living hell," the Boy Wonder said darkly, before marching madly out of the pigsty Beast Boy called his room. Beast Boy was about to throw another remark about why Robin couldn't do it himself, but decided he was already in deep enough waters with the team leader. Then it hit him.

"Wait, today's Friday, which means we have training at nine…" he looked almost fearfully over to his alarm clock. "Crap! It's 8:56! Why the hell didn't Robin tell me?!" Because we all know Beast Boy wasn't listening to a word Robin said. I mean, who wants to listen to an angry elf in a unitard screaming at you about poor life decisions mere seconds after awakening?

And with that, the Changeling quickly hopped out of his bunk bed, creating a checklist in his mind of what he had to do before going to the gym. "Damn, I can't even have my ultimate-surpreme-tofuy breakfast! I was looking forward to that…" though we all know that it was just a block of tofu.

And that Cyborg probably poisoned it. So Beast Boy may have dodged a bullet there.

"So, since I can't have breakfast unless I wanna projectile vomit on the obstacle course, which dude, is gross, I guess I just gotta get dressed! Then, if I fly to the gym in the form of a falcon, I can reach the gym in… 2 minutes, 34 seconds! Sweet! No laundry duty for me!" thought Beast Boy triumphantly. All he had to do was find one of his uniforms and he was set. "Oh yeah, go BB, it's your birthday, oh yea-" But as Beast Boy looked around his room while singing his song, he realized something that would definitely prove a problem.

"Damnit! My last uniform has been missing ever since I woke up last Sunday on the roof after Raven gave me that drink the night before. Wonder what that was… but if I don't have any clothes, how am I gonna train?" Unfortunately for our green friend, Robin didn't allow any Titans to don their birthday suits on any occasion (apart from Cyborg, because he's got nothing to hide), especially after explaining the concept to a certain Tameranean princess on her birthday…

Beast Boy quickly grabbed a green blanket from the bottom of his bunk bed, dashing to the laundry room, knowing their was no time to spare. Once he arrived at his destination, he checked the clock on the wall. "8:58, fudge! Gotta think, gotta think, gotta think…" He ran to the first thing in sight— the washer and dryer. He saw that both most everyone's clothe were in the middle of being washed, but his hope was restored when he saw one lonely uniform in the dryer, warm and ready to wear. Beast Boy quickly grabbed his the article of clothing, discarded his blanket, and got changed quickly before dashing to the gym in the form of a cheetah… well, a cheetah with a deadly wedgie (just imagine…).

Beast Boy strut into the gym, once again in human form, and before he could even before he could rub it into Robin's face that he was, in fact, on time, a shrill voice screamed, "BEAST BOY, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING MY LEOTARD… AND WHY IS IT UP YOUR BUTT LIKE A THONG?!"

A/N: Oh, I forgot one thing before in the other author's note… this really sucks.