Charizard was playing through the Gameboy Advance version of Donkey Kong Country 1 on his Nintendo Gamecube through his Gameboy Player at the Jungle Japes stage when suddenly King DeDeDe came crashing through, landing on the television set.

"Dude! What the hell!?" Charizard snapped as he clenched his fists, his mouth full of flames as his tail flame became bigger.

"Urgh... sorry about that... those Ice Climbers whooped my ass again." King DDD commented as he rubbed his sore rear, only to be burned up by Charizard as he coughed. "Ouch."

"Now I'm gonna have to go and get this Gamecube fixed up!" Charizard exclaimed angrily as he picked up the smashed up Gamecube, flapping his dragon wings angrily. "Thanks a ton, fatass!"

"I told you, it wasn't my fault!" DDD snapped as he glanced back up, with Charizard leaving the Kongo Jungle.

Cranky Kong noticed this from the window as he scoffed, rocking back and forth in his chair as he scoffed. "Peh, back in my days all we had were arcade machines...!"


At the Hyrule Temple, Donkey Kong and Bowser teamed up to beat up Ganondorf concurrently with Princess Peach farting constantly, the flatulent princess stinking up the top part of the Temple stage while the heavyweights were in the pit. Charizard flew by, spotting Master Hand by the westernmost end of the battlefield, binge watching Seinfeld.

"Hey." Charizard stated as he flapped his wings, approaching the giant white hand. "My Gamecube got busted. Can you fix it?"

"I could... but I don't feel like it." Master Hand stated as he was really getting invested in Seinfeld, moving his fingertips about as he was starting to feel stiff.

Charizard then proceeded to attack Master Hand, burning and clawing the giant floating glove as Peach turned around, gasping in shock while continuing to pass gas.

"Oh my!" Peach stated as she placed both of her hands on her face while breaking wind. "I never knew old Char had it in him to beat Master Hand like that!"

"Hey Peach. My Gamecube got busted, you know how to fix it?" Charizard asked as he held the Gamecube system to Peach.

"Oh... not really, no." Peach stated as she snapped her fingers. "But I do know someone who can!"