Tales of Farmland OOO: Redux

"I wish, the Lich, never even ever existed!"- Finn

It all seems to happen so fast, the passing of time. Minutes become hours, Hours turn to days to months to years; and even then things seemed to not change as much as you think. Life goes on outside of the mountains with people and creatures wandering around, conversing with eachother, fighting, laughing, playing, eating, being friendly together.. and yet strangely it didnt seem to process in the noggin of the person who lived on the ice mountains above the grasslands.

Yes the so called "King of Ice" as the myths and legends of the post apocalyptic land of OOO called him. He couldnt truly understand the reasons for friendship or companionship or whether or not the two reasons above were the same. (Thats insanity for ya) He always seemed to be in his own thoughts, trying to remember anything about his past but like the shade of blue and temperature of his skin. Those memories would surely freeze over. The denizens of OOO who did sometimes make the travel to see if this "Ice King" existed would only find the appearance of a boy who looked like he was 15, maybe even 16. wearing not much but black shorts, a ripped and re-sewn blue shirt, and a Golden crown with Three Blood red Jewels placed above the king's Platinum-blonde hair and with a light blue hue of skin.

Sometimes when the King would meet the creatures that visited him, he would simply ignore them for his own conversation with his crown. Other times he would chase them out with the Ice powers that had helped him build his icy fortress territory. And even when the need to understand the concepts arose he would journey out of the mountains and pluck one "lucky" Individual like an animal or a random person, whisking them off to his domain so they could tell them what the world was like last he checked. The people/animals would then just slap him across the face and leave the King alone saying "what is Wrong with you, I got to get back to my family!" a sentence or something along those words that would often clash inside his broken psyche.

"Family?" he would say as they left, not bothering to freeze over the fool who would dare defy a being with the gob-like power to freeze over this unworthy planet. It was a word like that that made the king confused. He didnt or couldnt remember the meaning of the word or even what it was like to have a "family". This would make him sad at times, other times it would make him mad like; How dare they insult me for not knowing a pathetic word such as that! Ah but then he'd get depressed again and sit on the throne of ice he made in the middle of a cave where he kept all his cool stuff. Journeying back to his thoughts before all the people of OOO came to be, long before even the first wizards had arisen. He would see still frames of a group of people, a boy, two adults, a baby and a dog together, were they a family? He didnt know, but immediately afterward the crown on his head would make him forget it all to cheer up its mad master.

"Ah who cares about those kind of things, I dont! All I need is my cool stuff, my flute and drum kit, my shiny crown and my home. That's all I need... right?" The king would conclude as he became cheery again. That's how things normally ended if he did bring people or creatures into his cave. The crown's influence would delude his judgment to satisfy its own needs for freezing and protecting its master. Even after these 1000 years, it cared for its new owner.

And that's usually the deal with the Ice king of the land of OOO. The rulers of the land never saw him (intentionally anyway) or cared to find out if he was real. As the denizens minded their own business, unaware that the last Human was living on the mountains above them all, with the very catalyst to end it all too right near him, frozen and waiting to be free. The skies of OOO today look rather beautiful, the winds are blowing nice, maybe King Finn would like to venture out today?

End of Chapter 1

(Alright so for starters. This story is a retelling of another story of the same name done by Kathayley37, I loved the concept and thought why couldnt I do my own interpretation on how Farmland Finn would live out his days in the newly formed land of OOO? Obviousley I dont own adventure time, and yeah this would be on the beginning but I thought that could wait until next time. Read and review if you like, I really apreciate it)