"Ew! Get outta here Kankers!" Eddy's voice traveled through the cul-de-sac and it totally woke me from my nap. I got up and looked out my window.

"I don't like this! Get off of me!" Ed shouted as he pushed May away. The cement caught her fall and was bound to leave a nasty bruise.

"Aw c'mon Edd, gimme a kiss!" Marie puckered her lips and went in for a kiss.

"Uh Marie, I'm not comfortable with this!" Edd shouted as he ran back into his house leaving the other two Eds with the Kankers.

"Three against one seems fair enough, right girls?" Lee grinned as she grabbed Eddy by his collar. These girls are seriously scary. Marie threw punches left and right. The other girls didn't even have to step in. Edd opened the door and shouted at the other two boys to get in. What the heck was going on?

"INCOMING!" Ed shouted as balloons fell right on top of the girls' heads. Oh no. They filled balloons with mayo. Gross.

"Oh no!" May picked at the condiment in her hair as she ran off.

"Wait for me!" Lee shouted as she ran after May. The balloons kept falling on Marie until she was buried in mayo.

"Guys!" She attempted to run to her sisters, but her shoe was untied and she tripped. Poor girl. I grabbed a towel and ran outside.

"Hey, you okay?" I could barely see her face through all that mayo.

"No! Those guys are...are...JERKS!" And she started to cry into my knees.

"It's alright, c'mon let's not stay out here, it's getting cold." The mid-November air was biting at my skin and we ran inside. My towel was becoming drenched in disgusting mayo, but at least this girl stopped crying. "You're Marie, right?" I was stirring the packet of cocoa into the boiling water.

"Yeah," she sniffled, "how'd you know?" I handed the mug to her and she took a sip.

"Eddy likes to complain about you and your sisters a lot. I can see why though, you've got quite the arm." I chuckled, hoping she didn't notice that I kind of insulted her.

"You really think so?" Her eyes lit up and the tears started to fall back into her brown eyes. "Thanks! My hard work paid off then!"

"Do you work out a lot then?"

"Yeah, I get up super early in the morning so my sisters don't see me. They'd make fun of me if they knew I had to try to be strong. I'm already more like a brother to them anyway, having to kill all their bugs and stuff, I didn't want to see even more different to them!" Marie practically chugged her hot chocolate, and she didn't even flinch. I couldn't even stick my tongue in mine it was so hot!

"Wow, sounds like a bummer. It's alright though, your secrets safe with me!" I smiled at her. She seemed pretty cool, nothing like the Eds had describe her as. Her blue hair is wicked cool and I really dig her style.

"Thanks, you're way cool. What's your name?" She set her mug down and kicked back on my couch, feet up on the coffee table.

"Oh, I'm Nazz. Where do you shop? I really like your style!" She was the only other girl I'd seen that doesn't dress super frilly. I can tell we'll be really good friends.

"I just grab what I can find really. Most of what I wear is super old, other stuff I get from kids I bully." She snickered. I'm used to the whole bully scene because of my boyfriend Kevin, but I didn't want every person in my life to be a bully.

"Why do you bully people? I have my experience with a bully, and I still don't see why he does it. Maybe you'll help me understand more as to why it's fun to hurt other people." She could tell that I was upset, but she understood where I was coming from.

"I don't know, it's just fun! I don't have anything else to do really, usually my sisters are off with each other so I gotta find somethin' to do." She scratched her head and shrugged. It seemed like even she didn't believe her story.

"You seem to not get along with your sisters that well huh? I saw them ditch you in mayo, and it must suck having sisters that don't even wanna be with you." Maybe saying that was going too far, but I had to put it out there.

"It does suck! It really really sucks! We were really close, the Eds probably brought us closer, we had our own boyfriends that were as close as us! Then all of a sudden, they would sneak behind my back and go beat up on them without me! They told me I had too much of a soft spot for Edd, like he's my boyfriend! Of course I have a soft spot for him!" She went on and on about how her sisters completely abandoned her. "And now, I don't even know if I like Edd! I think I'd rather just let him live his stupid geek life!" She crossed her arms and closed her eyes, hoping to hide her tears.

"Hey it's okay, if it makes you feel better, I don't think Edd would mind if you left him alone." I awkwardly smiled, this conversation just went downhill.

"I know, he doesn't even like me! I don't know why I try! I might as well just...just...date a girl!" She covered her mouth, hoping to take back the words, but she couldn't.

"Well, I don't think that's the solution to your problem, maybe you should just find a nicer boy, you know one that wants to be with you." I got up to put my mug in the kitchen, hoping to escape this awkward conversation, but she followed.

"No, no! I think I need to find a nice girl, there are like no girls in my life for me to really talk to. I just met you but this is one of the best conversations I've had in a long time! Maybe I dress like a boy so girls will notice me more! Wow, I haven't actually admitted any of this stuff out loud, you should feel lucky!" Half of her mouth grinned as she crossed her arms and sat back onto the couch. What she was saying actually made sense. And I completely relate to her, a good girl friend is totally hard to find. Plus, this conversation did make her feel better, which made me feel good about myself.

"You're totally right! Wow, didn't think I'd ever help someone figure out their sexuality," I laughed, "but I definitely understand what you mean. Finding a good girl to talk to is practically impossible around here. It's all boys boys boys." Kevin never wants to listen to what I say, he's always too busy with football or beating up on some kids. The only other friends I have are the Eds, but they wouldn't understand. Wow. Kevin really doesn't treat me right. I get he's busy but, too busy for me? I don't think so.

"Well, now you've got me to talk to!" She smiled.

"Under one condition," I paused and looked her dead in the eyes, "you have got to stop picking on people." Her jaw dropped.

"Uhh, I don't know. It's what I do, plus I just met you. Who are you to tell me what I can and can't do?" Her smile had faded.

"You just met me, but we totally click. I'm only looking out for your best interest. I've never met a girl who thought bullying was hot." Kevin was an exception. He was too hot to pass up. But now I'm starting to regret it.

"Hmm," she tapped her chin, "you've got a point. Alright, I'll be your non-bullying friend." She smiled. It was almost nighttime so we had to say our goodbyes. We got up and I walked her to the door. She hugged me. Coconut, my favorite. Her sleek, blue hair was so soft against my face, I hugged her tighter. Did she really have to leave? She smells so good. The top of her head only reached my cheek. I could hug her forever. Whoa, wait what? I opened the door and there she went. We didn't talk about the next time we'd see each other, but man I seriously want her to come back. Why was I smelling her hair? Why was I picturing her hand in mine? Oh no. No no no no no. I've got a perfect boyfriend and I'm really happy. Ugh. No I'm not. I have a boyfriend who doesn't give me the time of day and I'm really lonely. But a girl? I'm not against it, but is that really who I am? Maybe it's just because she's really cute with her gorgeous blue hair and adorable red nails. How she has so much pent up anger in that little tiny body. And that bod! Don't even get me started on what a killer bod she has. Man, what a babe. I guess I've gotta face it. I'm into girls, too.