Hi, I'm Gaara. I'm only six.
My dad's a bloody ho
And he likes slutty chicks
He told me once to drug a girl
So he could fuck her until she would hurl
I refused him straight down and a glare I cast,
But then he glared back and whooped my ass.
My Mom is dead
"she was god-damn retarded" dad said
They say she died because of a curse
But dad says she died of something worse
She raped a guy in a tie and suit,
That's what you get, you dirty prostitute.
My sister loves wind
In fact she farts all day
She farts here and there and all around
She loves herself and dad calls her a 'treasure'
While I'd like to bury that "treasure" in the ground.
My brother thinks he's a pig
With rockstar tattoos
He rolls in the mud
And his pants are too loose
He's dumb and lazy, he thinks the boss of me
But I'll crush him with my sand one day, you'll see.
Rock Lee the gay freak has a crush on me
He told me to drink water in which he had peed
I gulped it down then threw right up
He laughed and said, "Wanna suck my NEW cup?"
Naruto Uzumaki treats me like a brother
Nice guy, though he could be a bother
A little perverted and noisy too,
But to pass as a good friend, I think he will do.
Sasuke Uchiha cuts his wrist
He's a dirtbag cuz he has a girlfriend list
He always cries when something about his brother gets carried
I just think, "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST GET FREAKING MARRIED!"
Baki-sensei is a fat old fart
He used me as a dummy when he threw his dart
I swear to god he has no special skills
And thinks he's a gangster when he got no grills
I am Gaara Sabaku. Pity Me.
