Hi, I'm Gaara. I'm only six.

My dad's a bloody ho

And he likes slutty chicks

He told me once to drug a girl

So he could fuck her until she would hurl

I refused him straight down and a glare I cast,

But then he glared back and whooped my ass.


My Mom is dead

"she was god-damn retarded" dad said

They say she died because of a curse

But dad says she died of something worse

She raped a guy in a tie and suit,

That's what you get, you dirty prostitute.


My sister loves wind

In fact she farts all day

She farts here and there and all around

She loves herself and dad calls her a 'treasure'

While I'd like to bury that "treasure" in the ground.


My brother thinks he's a pig

With rockstar tattoos

He rolls in the mud

And his pants are too loose

He's dumb and lazy, he thinks the boss of me

But I'll crush him with my sand one day, you'll see.


Rock Lee the gay freak has a crush on me

He told me to drink water in which he had peed

I gulped it down then threw right up

He laughed and said, "Wanna suck my NEW cup?"


Naruto Uzumaki treats me like a brother

Nice guy, though he could be a bother

A little perverted and noisy too,

But to pass as a good friend, I think he will do.


Sasuke Uchiha cuts his wrist

He's a dirtbag cuz he has a girlfriend list

He always cries when something about his brother gets carried

I just think, "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST GET FREAKING MARRIED!"


Baki-sensei is a fat old fart

He used me as a dummy when he threw his dart

I swear to god he has no special skills

And thinks he's a gangster when he got no grills


I am Gaara Sabaku. Pity Me.